Big whine

[Pat K]

I am not in NH today 

Why you ask-I will whine now= I feel like crap.

I think my body is rebelling against all this healthy
crap.

It has not had any  nicotine, caffeine, nor alcohol
in 9 days now.

Of course the alcohol thing is going to end when
I get to Gunstock. ( Thought I would put that in as not to alarm the brewing industry)

O-K whine over hope to see ya all soon.

[Kat Kanning]

You may have been kidding, but that is actually what happens.  When you stop doing really bad stuff, your body takes that as a signal to toss out old garbage, which makes you feel like hell for a while, but you'd feel better afterwards.

Sorry you're feeling awful, and sorry you're not here. 

[Pat K]

OH yeah it's tossing it out alright.

Lets just say that today Dale is not the only Anarchist Poopulist.

[Kat Kanning]

I shouldn't laugh, but that was funny 

[Friday]

Hope you feel better soon!

The one and only time I did a fast, for four days, I spent 2 1/2 of the 4 days puking.  It sucked.  I also never stopped being hungry the entire time; I even DREAMED about food.  Being healthy is overrated.

I'm going back and forth about drinking at PorcFest.  On the one hand, it would be jolly.  On the other, it increases the odds of doing/saying stupid things.  It's doubtful any further damage to my brain or liver would be noticeable.  hmmmm....

(By the way, the fast was part of a vision quest / solo wilderness camping trip which involved me getting lost and spending a night under a tree somewhere in the Inyo Mountains.  I recently found a hardcopy of the journal I wrote of the experience.  If anyone's interested, I could turn it into a series of blog entries.)

--Friday, intermittent gonzo journalist 

[Pat K]

I shouldn't laugh, but that was funny 

Yeah even whiny and sick I'M still funny.

[Kat Kanning]

Aw...

If it makes you feel better, once in college I was so sick I was sitting for hours on the toilet and puking into the bathtub at the same time   I was really empty after that! 

[Pat K]

I vote for any increase of Fridays blog entry's.
They make me chuckle my ass off.

( O-k that is figuratively about the ass thing, I mean it's alot
of ass so maybe some of it comes off and it's just hard to tell.
Maybe if Friday writes oh 5000 more blog entry's it will start to slim down.)

[kola]

Gerson Therapy coffee enemas.

Kola

[Pat K]

Gerson Therapy coffee enemas.

Kola

I ain't even drinking coffee.
Do you really think I am going to main line it
up my ass?

[John Edward Mercier]

Maybe the caffeine infusion will offset the withdrawals from the other things

[kola]

I ain't even drinking coffee.
Do you really think I am going to main line it
up my ass?
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Pat, that was my first reply when someone told me about it.

I can only give you my suggestion and IMO, this would be THE best thing you could do for yourself.

Kola

[Kat Kanning]

Gerson Therapy coffee enemas.

Kola

I ain't even drinking coffee.
Do you really think I am going to main line it
up my ass?

Maybe he was wanting to do it for you 

[Pat K]

Gerson Therapy coffee enemas.

Kola

I ain't even drinking coffee.
Do you really think I am going to main line it
up my ass?

Maybe he was wanting to do it for you 

All right woman!! You are getting out of control.

Belly bop tomorrow afternoon!!

[Kat Kanning]

Boy, now I'm scared.  The feds coming and hauling me off, that's nothing...I'm in for a PatK belly bop!