Halloween Party & Wake for Sandy's Lost Youth

[dalebert]

I'm bringing pumpkin muffins and my very special bean dip recipe that I invented myself through experimentation.

Crap. I totally forgot that my roommate has still not returned my muffin pan from the last time he borrowed it. I'm not sure why it left the house actually but whatever. It was brand new, bought the last time I needed to make muffins and realized my pan was still in Stratham. I decided it's nice to have two for big batches, but I'm not about to buy a third one that I really don't need. Sucks when I just went to the grocery store and bought some rather specialized spices to make pumpkin pie spice. 

[Friday]

10 Home brewed Candy Corns

Your powers of creation are awesome and powerful.   

Somewhere in a crypt in Germany, a monk is spinning in horror.   

[Dave Ridley]

anybody in keene or passing thru keene who would like to give me a ride?   I can meet you at some spot that is on your way.

[Tom Sawyer]

[Kat Kanning]

Cool, William's got a friend. 

[Mike Barskey]

anybody in keene or passing thru keene who would like to give me a ride?   I can meet you at some spot that is on your way.

I will be driving through Keene to get to Jim & Lauren's today. I'll be leaving the Manchester area around 2:00p, I think, so I could be in Keene around 3:30p. Will this work? PM me if it will, and I'll give you my cell # just in case one of us is running late or something.

[Tom Sawyer]

anybody in keene or passing thru keene who would like to give me a ride?   I can meet you at some spot that is on your way.

Are you come as our friend Dave or that "News" guy? Cause I'm looking forward to a party not being on the news.
To put it more directly, I don't want my family used for a news story today.

[dalebert]

anybody in keene or passing thru keene who would like to give me a ride?   I can meet you at some spot that is on your way.

My plan was to arrive a bit early though now I'm not sure that will happen. Anyway, I can offer a ride also.

BTW, Muffin crisis averted... sort of. The muffins will be shaped funny. Deal with it. 

[Friday]

anybody in keene or passing thru keene who would like to give me a ride?   I can meet you at some spot that is on your way.

Are you come as our friend Dave or that "News" guy? Cause I'm looking forward to a party not being on the news.
To put it more directly, I don't want my family used for a news story today.

yeah, right, "it's for the kids"... we know the truth is you're in mortal fear of the lumberjack striptease getting videoed and posted to YouTube; next thing you know, you'll have freakin' flannel-clad groupies loitering at the bottom of your driveway 

[Friday]

I made a cake.    My cats helped. 

Somehow, I doubt much of it is going to get eaten....   

[Tom Sawyer]

anybody in keene or passing thru keene who would like to give me a ride?   I can meet you at some spot that is on your way.

Are you come as our friend Dave or that "News" guy? Cause I'm looking forward to a party not being on the news.
To put it more directly, I don't want my family used for a news story today.

yeah, right, "it's for the kids"... we know the truth is you're in mortal fear of the lumberjack striptease getting videoed and posted to YouTube; next thing you know, you'll have freakin' flannel-clad groupies loitering at the bottom of your driveway 

Like I don't already have trouble with groupies... of course I seem to appeal to older woman and gay guys. 

[dalebert]

I want to apologize to Jim and Lauren for not arriving early as I'd hoped. As you may know, there have been complications including cookware crises and a little surprise drama at the liberty compound that resulted in me getting woken up at 2am and agitated to the point where I couldn't get back to sleep again even though I had to rise at 7am to look at a house. OK, that's the end of my whining for now. I'm sure I'll come up with more to whine about later. 

[Jim Johnson]

Dear Dale,

You know we love you , now please shut the fuck up.
Pat K and the gang.

[dalebert]

Jim, you better get control back of your computer or Pat K's going to start sending death threats to the president. Not the real one, of course. I mean the Federal one.

[Tom Sawyer]

It was great to see everyone...
Celebrities spotted, wow
The Ambassador of the Shism, Schnergenberger rep., Anarchy Boogieman, Cardinal of the Shire, Pres...
Help me out here, lets see attractive ladies, the trial of the century...
Good times