when tattoos go bad

[Friday]

Today I was commenting to my boss about how happy I would be if I were allowed to wear shorts to the office, and she muttered something about "Yeah, well, Leo kinda ruined that for us..."  It turns out that the IT Director, who is one of the most senior employees in the company, has naked ladies tattooed on his calves.   GDI. 

[doobie]

Policy 1: Cover up profane tattoos
Policy 2: Shorts allowed.

[Russell Kanning]

Policy 1: Cover up profane tattoos
Policy 2: Shorts allowed.

Isn't that funny ... feel free to wear shorts at work .... not so fast Leo

[Pat K]

This probably wouldn't work then.

[Puke]

Sounds like the company is afraid of getting a harassment suit.
They should just tell that guy that he can't wear shorts or has to cover them up.

[K. Darien Freeheart]

People need to stop being prudes. When Leo wears pants, he's still got naked ladies on his legs! Holy hell, if not for the cloth covering the nakedness of the female employees, they'd be naked!

I wonder if they'd require burka if someone got a giant penis tattooed on her forehead.

[sandm000]

Worst Tattoo EVAR!

[Puke]

Worst Tattoos EVAR!

FTFY

[JJ]

Who the fuck gets sunglasses tattooed on the back of their head!!! 

[Puke]

Who the fuck gets sunglasses tattooed on the back of their head!!! 

Mr. Cool Ice does, of course.

[shyfrog]

No...the worst Tat ever was at a show I played in Idaho back in 2001. A bunch of Neo-Nazi kids showed up. One of them kept strutting around the place with no shirt on...covered in HARDCORE PORN that looked like it was done by a 13 yr old with a needle and a Bic pen.

o.O

[Russell Kanning]

why they don't let us have needles and count the pens in jail ... those guys will put anything under their skin ... just for something to do.

[Kat Kanning]

Sometimes people even have watches tattood on their wrists 

[Puke]

Sometimes people even have watches tattood on their wrists 

Those people are crazy.

[Raineyrocks]

People need to stop being prudes. When Leo wears pants, he's still got naked ladies on his legs! Holy hell, if not for the cloth covering the nakedness of the female employees, they'd be naked!

I wonder if they'd require burka if someone got a giant penis tattooed on her forehead.

Ha, that would be a funny sight to see!   I dated somebody that had Houses of the Holy, (Led Zepplin, of course), tattooed on his back and chest, he had a bullet hole on his forehead, and crabs around his penis.  He was awesome personality wise but a lousy kisser.  He was heavy into selling and doing acid so one day the cops were following him as he was walking in the woods so he dropped his good old brown grocery back of drugs in the river.  The cops found the bag and asked him if it was his and he said yes.  What a burnout!

One of my ex's had my name tattooed on his arm, we broke up and now he has flowers over my name but some of the top of the letters still show.  I've always heard that once someone gets a tattoo of someone's name on them, they end up breaking up.  I wonder if that's true or not.