when tattoos go bad

[Otosan]

Being I was in the navy, heard about the following tattoos:
Man with elephant tattooed around his wally wally, you can guess what the elephants truck was!
Man had a fly tattooed on the end of his wally wally.
Man had lip prints tattooed on his buttocks.

Also read/heard a women would rather see a woman's named tattooed on a man and not the word MOM or MOTHER.  Ladies, is that true?

[Kat Kanning]

Being I was in the navy, heard about the following tattoos:
Man with elephant tattooed around his wally wally, you can guess what the elephants truck was!
Man had a fly tattooed on the end of his wally wally.
Man had lip prints tattooed on his buttocks.

Also read/heard a women would rather see a woman's named tattooed on a man and not the word MOM or MOTHER.  Ladies, is that true?

What would I rather...is there a None of the Above choice? 

[Lloyd Danforth]

I knew a guy with a 'Barber Pole' tatoo

[Friday]

Also read/heard a women would rather see a woman's named tattooed on a man and not the word MOM or MOTHER.  Ladies, is that true?

yeah, I'd have to say another woman's name would be less disturbing than "MOM".   

I used to work with a girl whose best friend used to go out with [unidentified famous rock star name here], so I have it on pretty good authority that he has PUNX tattooed on his uknowwhat.  My coworker's comment was "I wouldn't want to see THAT thing coming at me!"  erm yeah   

[Raineyrocks]

Also read/heard a women would rather see a woman's named tattooed on a man and not the word MOM or MOTHER.  Ladies, is that true?

yeah, I'd have to say another woman's name would be less disturbing than "MOM".   

I used to work with a girl whose best friend used to go out with [unidentified famous rock star name here], so I have it on pretty good authority that he has PUNX tattooed on his uknowwhat.  My coworker's comment was "I wouldn't want to see THAT thing coming at me!"  erm yeah   

My aunt's ex husband had her name tattooed on his uknowwhat and of course never had it removed, creepy!  I have an 8 letter name so it would be interesting to see if it would fit on someone's unknowwhat.

[J’raxis 270145]

People need to stop being prudes. When Leo wears pants, he's still got naked ladies on his legs! Holy hell, if not for the cloth covering the nakedness of the female employees, they'd be naked!

I wonder if they'd require burka if someone got a giant penis tattooed on her forehead.

This.

[Pat K]

[Raineyrocks]

I'm not even going to press the play button, I'm curious but too scared!

[David]

I watched it, there was nothing really dirty.  There is no nudity.  Some of the tatoo pics were really neat, some funny. 

[Raineyrocks]

I watched it, there was nothing really dirty.  There is no nudity.  Some of the tatoo pics were really neat, some funny. 

Oh really, well then I'll click play.  Pat just makes me nervous, he's such a   !

[Raineyrocks]

Oh my gosh Pat, these were awesome!  Yeah, even the lawnmower one was funny!  You find the neatest stuff on the net!

[Pat K]

No need to worry Rainey, my heart is pure.

[Raineyrocks]

No need to worry Rainey, my heart is pure.

Pat, I hope a joker showed up where I wrote "Pat just makes me nervous, he's such a icon_joker  !".  Did it?  It's so hard not being able to see stuff on here.  I never want to insult someone I like by putting up a wrong icon or anything.

I think your terrific Pat and have no problem believing that you have a pure heart, that's why I gave you a big hug when I met you, if you remember that.   (I hope that's the big smile one)

[Pat K]

Just kidding around Rainey.
I know you weren't insulting me.

How could I forget a Rainey hug.

[Friday]

I have a tattoo just like Sculley's (I swear mine wasn't inspired by an episode of the X-Files, I'm not THAT big of a geek)