random whining

[Friday]

This morning on my way to work, a kamikaze bird flew right into my car.     Then when I parked and opened the door, all these feathers fell into the car. Fortunately, today's torrential downpours removed the nasty deathsmear the bird left on the exterior. 

While eating lunch, I spilled cheese sauce down the front of a nice blouse.

[Jim Johnson]

This sounds exactly like how Alfred Hitchcock's, The Birds began... if the gas station blows up, stay inside the restaurant.   

[Caleb]

Maybe try a bib?   

(Caleb runs for cover)

[Lloyd Danforth]

Did your bird leave a mark?

[Mellamo]

Things aren't the way I want them to be. 

Edit: I misunderstood the purpose of the topic. I'll take my random whining elsewhere. 

[Friday]

Maybe try a bib?   

(Caleb runs for cover)

[dalebert]

I think that's the virgin Mary.

[Mellamo]

I think that's the virgin Mary.

Or a smiley face open for a big hug. Is that what god is like? Cuz that would be awesome.

[David]

Maybe try a bib?   

(Caleb runs for cover)

I feel sorry for the little red guy/gal.   

I think that's the virgin Mary.

Or a smiley face open for a big hug. Is that what god is like? Cuz that would be awesome.

[dalebert]

Or a smiley face open for a big hug. Is that what god is like? Cuz that would be awesome.

Oh, wow. It does look like that! OK, I believe in God now.

[grasshopper]

Wow, reushank test on a window!!!!!  I seee a , Umm, staypuff marshmellow man?

[K. Darien Freeheart]

Is today any better for you, Friday?

[Sam A. Robrin]

I think that's the virgin Mary.

No, the Holy Spirit . . .

[Friday]

Maybe try a bib?   

(Caleb runs for cover)

I feel sorry for the little red-headed guy/gal.   

FIFU 

[Friday]

Is today any better for you, Friday?

I didn't mean to say that yesterday was a bad day.  It was actually a very good day.  But telling you about how my client told my boss that he's worked with a lot of Oracle consultants and I'm one of the best he's ever worked with, or about how I may be getting an all-expenses-paid junket to Daytona Beach, FL, would have to go in the Insufferable Peppiness and Gloating section.