Bacon!

[dalebert]

...how can we enjoy that wonderful meaty sweet and smokey aroma without the temptation and subsequent belt-busting and heart-clogging richness of actual cured-pork ingestion? Bacon scented candles, of course!

Seems like this would be like going to a strip club where you can't touch the strippers.  Never have been a fan of strip clubs.

[KBCraig]

Massive Meat Log - Epic Meal Time

[jerryswife]

http://dailycaller.com/2010/11/25/thedc-interview-two-men-who-think-everything-should-taste-like-bacon/

http://dailycaller.com/2010/11/25/thedc-and-jd-thanksgiving-recipe-bacon-salt-pumpkin-bread/

http://dailycaller.com/2010/11/25/thedc-and-jd-thanksgiving-recipe-bacon-chex-mix/

http://dailycaller.com/2010/11/25/thedc-and-jd-thanksgiving-recipe-baked-bacon-ranch-mashed-potatoes/

[shyfrog]

Even Mom loves Bacon! 

My First Bacon from ThinkGeek

[Pat K]

 

[Silent_Bob]

http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Baby-Infant-Formula--WAITING-LIST-ONLY_p_84.html

[Lloyd Danforth]

Having a hard time believing that one

[Silent_Bob]

It appears to be a real business website.

Products page: http://store.baconsalt.com/

[KBCraig]

Reportedly spotted on the Island of Long....

[Pat K]

 

[KBCraig]

http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2011/01/10/demotivational-posters-glass-of-bacon/

[Jim Johnson]

Bacon Rocket!

http://www.rathergood.com/bacon_rocket

[Tom Sawyer]

 

[Pat K]

 

Now that BACON AND ROCKETRY........is gonna be stuck
in my head. Ah there are worse things floating around in there.

[Alex Libman]

The FDA just noticed that less than ~28% of calories in bacon come from protein, compared to ~35% in beans, so...  they're reclassifying bacon as a vegetable!