Don't try selling your vote

[John Edward Mercier]

So I'll sell my chance to be POTUS and adjust for inflation... anyone want to offer $2 or a beer?

[FTL_Ian]

i m still selling my vote

Are you using another auction site?

[Jim Johnson]

i m still selling my vote

Are you using another auction site?

This 'Don't try selling your vote' thread is a good place... I bid one Miller Lite.

[dalebert]

Well, as long as Russell is selling a vote, I figure I may as well try to sell one of my fresh steamy turds. I think it's more valuable.

[John Edward Mercier]

But is your steaming turd more valuable than a Miller Lite?

[KBCraig]

But is your steaming turd more valuable than a Miller Lite?

No. They're exactly the same.

[Kat Kanning]

Ew.

[Lloyd Danforth]

But is your steaming turd more valuable than a Miller Lite?

No. They're exactly the same.

[Free libertarian]

Concerning the steaming turd vs Miller Lite value debate...They both have value depending upon the situation and personal preference. A steaming turd can eventually be composted to grow grain, to produce beer, albeit the beer produced, any beer for that matter is likely to be better than a Miller Lite. A series of Miller Lites can be used to conjure up a steaming turd...therefore they have a circle of life kind of relationship. 

Since I do not normally drink Miller Lite, nor indulge in too much human scatological humor, I can offer two warm Pabst Blue Ribbons and a bucket of fresh goat manure for the vote. 

[Russell Kanning]

I hear one miller lite

do I hear 2?

[dalebert]

I hear one miller lite

do I hear 2?

Wait, I think they were offering the Miller Lite for my turd. 

[doobie]

But is your steaming turd more valuable than a Miller Lite?

Maybe he can piss on it so it tastes the same.

[Russell Kanning]

I think the bidding was up 2 5.50 on ebay before it went away

[dalebert]

I think the bidding was up 2 5.50 on ebay before it went away

Well, Hell! Now I want to sell my vote. I wonder what a Manchester vote is worth. If I could get $5, I could eat a cheap lunch on that or get a half-price appetizer at Murphy's!

[FreelanceFreedomFighter]

I might be persuaded to bid one full appetizer and one round of brews for up to 6 people if they will sell me their votes and allow me to not use those votes. Voting just encourages the bastards anyway!