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Started by Pat K, October 19, 2008, 03:29 AM NHFT

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Daien

OMG, that's just wrong! But I love, love, love the very sexy description:

"Breathe...engage your five senses, close your eyes and inhale deeply. Be in the present moment, notice the color of the chocolate, the glossy shine. Rub your thumb over the chocolate bar to release the aromas of smoked applewood bacon flirting with deep milk chocolate. Snap off just a tiny piece and place it in your mouth, let the lust of salt and sweet coat your tongue."

;D

Jim Johnson

Quote from: Libertine on October 19, 2008, 05:32 AM NHFT
OMG, that's just wrong! But I love, love, love the very sexy description:

"Breathe...engage your five senses, close your eyes and inhale deeply. Be in the present moment, notice the color of the chocolate, the glossy shine. Rub your thumb over the chocolate bar to release the aromas of smoked applewood bacon flirting with deep milk chocolate. Snap off just a tiny piece and place it in your mouth, let the lust of salt and sweet coat your tongue."

;D

Hey?  Isn't that the same line Obama used to pick his vice president?

Tom Sawyer

Steaming towards Freedom Pat K finds bacon and chocolate goodness...
Love Food Goddess of the Shire becomes aroused by the sensual description...
Bold and Spicy! then takes the whole thing on a terrible twist... ;D

Daien

Quote from: Tom Sawyer on October 19, 2008, 07:58 AM NHFT
Steaming towards Freedom Pat K finds bacon and chocolate goodness...
Love Food Goddess of the Shire becomes aroused by the sensual description...
Bold and Spicy! then takes the whole thing on a terrible twist... ;D

Ha ha, sounds like the tag line for a pilot for a really bad tv series!
You're a clever guy, Tom Sawyer  :D

Puke

They have tons of bacon flavored candy in NH.
If you lived here you could get it every day.  ;D

Sam A. Robrin

Well, we all know that chocolate goes well with peanut butter, and, in the South, at least, peanut butter is eaten in sandwiches with bacon, so it only makes sense that . . .

Daien

Quote from: Sam A. Robrin on October 19, 2008, 09:08 PM NHFT
Well, we all know that chocolate goes well with peanut butter, and, in the South, at least, peanut butter is eaten in sandwiches with bacon, so it only makes sense that . . .

Are you saying that we need to rub peanut butter on . . .

Mike Barskey

mmmmm :crazy3: chocolate-covered bacon dipped in peanut butter rubbed sensually all over your body... mmmmmmmm :drunken_smilie:

Porcupine_in_MA

Quote from: Mike Barskey on October 20, 2008, 09:28 AM NHFT
mmmmm :crazy3: chocolate-covered bacon dipped in peanut butter rubbed sensually all over your body... mmmmmmmm :drunken_smilie:

:puke: :puke: :puke:

Daien

Quote from: Mike Barskey on October 20, 2008, 09:28 AM NHFT
mmmmm :crazy3: chocolate-covered bacon dipped in peanut butter rubbed sensually all over your body... mmmmmmmm :drunken_smilie:

Took my reply off-line.  ;D

Kat Kanning


les nessman

   Finally - A bacon encounter that makes me happy!  :D

K. Darien Freeheart

I'm trying to resist a "pulled pork" retort...

Toadstool

Quote from: Kevin Dean on October 20, 2008, 04:46 PM NHFT
I'm trying to resist a "pulled pork" retort...

Yup spit on my screen... from lol!!!!

Your guys are rough.... lol...
and I likes it!!!