Is Obama the Messiah

[Raineyrocks]

the messiah bans weapons and increases taxes on guns and ammo by 500%!?  What happened to that whole water into wine thing?  That was a much better trick...

Yeah really, this sucks I'd rather have the wine!

[dalebert]

LOL, and if feeding 5 thousand from five loaves and two fishes means signing into law five tax increases and two new social(ist) programs he'll do that to.

Thanx for that. I wasn't sure what to do for a comic tomorrow. 

[ByronB]

LOL, and if feeding 5 thousand from five loaves and two fishes means signing into law five tax increases and two new social(ist) programs he'll do that to.

Thanx for that. I wasn't sure what to do for a comic tomorrow. 

Sweet, I feel honored

[Sheep Fuzzy Wool]

I do not feel saved.
..but I guess I better save the picture mom sent hugging Obama.
It is not right or proper to discard pictures of yer mom.

[watershed]

Does this mean I can leave my wife and kids...not pay my mortgage...smoke crack...make random driveby shootings...spread disease and sleep all day? and Obama will forgive my sins?

[ByronB]

Does this mean I can leave my wife and kids...not pay my mortgage...smoke crack...make random driveby shootings...spread disease and sleep all day? and Obama will forgive my sins?

You betcha, the only unforgivable ones are those who don't feel blessed to have the opportunity to financially support said actions.

[Coconut]

I'm sure you guys have seen this.

[dalebert]

We don't have to worry about putting gas in our cars or paying our mortgages now. Phew! That's a relief. I was really worried that we had a rough patch coming up.

[Pat K]

Hey I did not here any talk of free beer!

What kind of uncaring administration is this
going to be?

[tracysaboe]

The only thing that irritates me about the right having a fit over all this messiah talk, is that they were the ones who granted Bush W Messiah statis these past 8 years. I saw all sorts of blasphemous videos like "Faith in the White House" and nonsense like that about Bush W also.

Tracy

[watershed]

I was told Bush is the Anti Christ

[Raineyrocks]

We don't have to worry about putting gas in our cars or paying our mortgages now. Phew! That's a relief. I was really worried that we had a rough patch coming up.

Really!      What in the world was she talking about?

[Raineyrocks]

I do not feel saved.
..but I guess I better save the picture mom sent hugging Obama.
It is not right or proper to discard pictures of yer mom.

[Raineyrocks]

Does this mean I can leave my wife and kids...not pay my mortgage...smoke crack...make random driveby shootings...spread disease and sleep all day? and Obama will forgive my sins?

Maybe but what if he's the anti-christ, not the messiah?     

From the time I took the slightest interest in politics I've read anti-christ conspiracies about all of the new presidents.  Oh yeah, I forgot, this is a new one a "messiah" one.     

I just wish people would go back to believing that Superman and Scooby Doo were going to save them! 

[Pat McCotter]

I just wish people would go back to believing that Superman and Scooby Doo were going to save them! 

They aren't!?