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What does a cartoon Masshole look like?

Started by dalebert, November 14, 2008, 04:50 AM NHFT

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dalebert

We know FSPers are porcupines. What does a Masshole in Anarchy In Your Head look like? If you're insane enough to be up this early, I'm taking suggestions, but I need them quick. I might draw some in today's strip but just some generic people could be fine.

Tom Sawyer

Well the guy would have to have those rectangular black frame glasses... and he would be ectamorphic, have a sour look on his face as he drove his Prius.  ;D

Puke


dalebert

Quote from: Puke on November 14, 2008, 05:13 AM NHFT


LOL, yeah. But I better come up with something new. I started to say "my own thing" but obviously that's not technically 100% correct if I'm picking your brains about it. It would be our thing.

Tom Sawyer

Here's the version I came up with a while back.

Kat Kanning


dalebert

I guess what I was aiming for was some animal to contrast the porcupines.

Tom Sawyer

Ah, I get it, a little thickheaded this morning (I am).  :blush: ;D

weasley is about right.

drawin' a blank

Mike Barskey

If you draw them as people, maybe all Massholes could be drawn in slave's (as in chattel) clothing - just tattered shirts and pants and no shoes. Or maybe Massholes always have a ball and chain around their ankle.

sandm000

http://images.google.com/images?q=arse%20face&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

GIS of Arse Face. Another Comic book character (from Preacher)

http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=no+nose+gardner&btnG=Search+Images

GIS of No Nose Gardner. The real deal the guy who Arse Face may be based on (is that even true, I don't know, but most people probably don't care.


How about bulgy eyes of astonishment, a cleft nose, and a small asterisk of a mouth.

dalebert

Sheep. Duh. A bit cliche, but gets the point across.

Mike Barskey

Quote from: dalebert on November 14, 2008, 08:31 AM NHFT
Sheep. Duh. A bit cliche, but gets the point across.

Ummm, yeah. Duh. I don't know why I didn't think of that. You can even dress them up in wolf's clothing when they bring their statism up to NH. :)

JonM

Well if you want to reference Orwell, a pig.  Masshole is a reference to Massachusetts drivers, who are to say the least, rather aggressive.  "Make the other guy brake" type driving.  Have you ever been driving in Massachusetts and used a turn signal to indicate you were changing lanes only to have the car you would be pulling in front of speed up to prevent that?  That's a Masshole.  With a pig you get the selfish greedy stereotype to play off of.  If you want to reference the Free Lunch Project, you've got the badger . . .

dalebert

Quote from: sandm000 on November 14, 2008, 08:31 AM NHFT
GIS of Arse Face. Another Comic book character (from Preacher)

OMG. I've heard stuph second-hand about Preacher. Are they making a movie from it? That's gonna be whacked out.

dalebert

Quote from: Jon Maltz on November 14, 2008, 08:40 AM NHFT
If you want to reference the Free Lunch Project, you've got the badger . . .


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOxR7rTYuSI

And just in case that one's too short for you, there's this one.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers