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What does a cartoon Masshole look like?

Started by dalebert, November 14, 2008, 04:50 AM NHFT

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JonM


Tom Sawyer


Sam A. Robrin

Maybe a map of Massachusetts as hair, with the peninsula as a ponytail.  That'll also give you a flat head.  Boston could be marked with an asterisk, which is shaped like . . .  Well, there you go.

Giggan

Pigs=Greatest song ever.

Yeah, I was thinking the raccoon from FLP as well. But that wouldn't distinguish the guy as a Masshole specifically.

AntonLee

I like the pig as well.  Make sure that it is wearing a red sox baseball cap.   It reminds me of 'Animal Farm' and how the pigs made rules and then broke them. . .but expected all the other animals to abide by them.

Friday

#20
Quote from: dalebert on November 14, 2008, 08:31 AM NHFT
Sheep. Duh. A bit cliche, but gets the point across.

A fluffy sheep with a Red Sox logo on its body

woops, sorry Anton, we posted the Red Sox thing almost simultaneously... great minds etc. 

AntonLee

indeed Ms. Friday!

I would also tell ya to check out a Mighty Mighty Bosstones cover for more ideas on hair.

Make sure any words they speak have correct spelling.

the usual:  Pahk da Cah in Hahvahd Yahd

the unusual. . . can ya believe tha weathah, itz downright freezin'!  I betcha it aint so cold in Havaner, Cuber.  Hey, that gives me a good idear!  Lets bang a right onto Dot Av and go get us a frappe.

Puke

How about a sphincter with hipster glasses and a scarf?

AntonLee

christ people. . . . the glasses thing?   I don't get it. . . . although I am a member of the masshole community by birth not choice.

(and I have those said 'hipster' style glasses. . . .damn)

Puke

#24
Quote from: AntonLee on November 14, 2008, 06:12 PM NHFT
christ people. . . . the glasses thing?   I don't get it. . . . although I am a member of the masshole community by birth not choice.

(and I have those said 'hipster' style glasses. . . .damn)

It's just what yuppie types wear. Plus, if it's a giant anus then you have to distinguish the eyes somehow.

I wear glasses, just not the fashionable kind.


AntonLee

mine are quite fashionable, quite massholelike. 

Porcupine_in_MA

Quote from: AntonLee on November 14, 2008, 01:00 PM NHFT
indeed Ms. Friday!

I would also tell ya to check out a Mighty Mighty Bosstones cover for more ideas on hair.

Make sure any words they speak have correct spelling.

the usual:  Pahk da Cah in Hahvahd Yahd

the unusual. . . can ya believe tha weathah, itz downright freezin'!  I betcha it aint so cold in Havaner, Cuber.  Hey, that gives me a good idear!  Lets bang a right onto Dot Av and go get us a frappe.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you know a fellow Yankee when you read a post like this!

AntonLee

ha thankfully I know what you mean about being a 'yan...'  I can't even say that word.

I'm a red sox fan, I'm not going to lie. . .I hate being referred to as a Yankee.

Tom Sawyer

Quote from: AntonLee on November 14, 2008, 06:12 PM NHFT
christ people. . . . the glasses thing?   I don't get it. . . . although I am a member of the masshole community by birth not choice.

(and I have those said 'hipster' style glasses. . . .damn)
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
;D
Of course you are a true hipster... right, not some leftie, yuppie, poser.

You don't hold a cigarette like those communists in the movies right?
I always expect to see the hard lefties doing that backwards held cigarette thing.

Porcupine_in_MA

Quote from: AntonLee on November 14, 2008, 07:07 PM NHFT
ha thankfully I know what you mean about being a 'yan...'  I can't even say that word.

I'm a red sox fan, I'm not going to lie. . .I hate being referred to as a Yankee.

I hate that The Yankee's chose to be called that, because to me it's always meant a New Englandah first and the team a distant 100th.