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URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days

Started by dalebert, November 24, 2008, 09:22 PM NHFT

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Friday


William

You've probably seen...



Which I guess is much better than...


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Kat Kanning


Lloyd Danforth

There's a Headline:

Read all about it!  "Young Man Masturbates!"

FTL_Ian

Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on November 26, 2008, 09:15 AM NHFT
There's a Headline:

Read all about it!  "Young Man Masturbates!"

From the Onion:
QuoteMan Thinks He Managed To Masturbate Without Waking Roommate
SEPTEMBER 13, 2000 | ISSUE 36•32

OMAHA, NE–Creighton University sophomore Adam Wilmut is under the mistaken impression that he managed to masturbate Tuesday without waking roommate and top-bunk occupant Scott Engram. "For about 10 minutes, I could feel the loft frame vibrating slightly," the 19-year-old Engram said. "Then, the vibrating escalated just a tiny bit for about 30 seconds before stopping altogether." The incident marked the fifth time in as many days that Wilmut's stealth masturbation was detected.


FTL_Ian

Also there's a full article:  8)

Local Teen Slated to Masturbate Furiously
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30325

Porcupine_in_MA


Areté


dalebert

Quote from: Seth on November 29, 2008, 01:51 AM NHFT
So far, I've only heard from 2 of the 4.

I believe I handed your card to Zero and Will was here too, so you probably need to talk to Lumpy Revolution. I have only seen him once since he arrived at his welcome dinner at Panera and I forgot to remind him.

Fluff and Stuff

Remember, if you need crash space, places like http://www.couchsurfing.com/ and craig's list work.