a special Xmas gift for Puke

[Friday]

Become a Chimpanzee Guardian

Dear All,

Please consider giving Puke the gift of a Chimpanzee Guardianship this holiday season.  Your support will help us shelter chimpanzees like Kauka and Vichika whose families were killed by poachers. The chimpanzees at Tchimpounga had a traumatic start to life but, with the support of people like you, they can be nurtured back to health and happiness.

Please help us give orphaned chimpanzees at Tchimpounga nutritious diets, TLC and the chance to roam the forest, feel the sun on their backs and play with other chimps.

Your gift of a Chimp Guardianship will not only delight Puke —it will mean the world to all of us here at Tchimpounga.

Best wishes,

     

Rebeca Atencia
Veterinarian & Sanctuary Manager
Jane Goodall Institute´s Tchimpounga Sanctuary


PS: Did you know that you can also make Puke a Chimp Guardian for only $25?
It´s simple, safe and secure. You can get started by clicking here.

[dalebert]

You're a little bit evil, Friday. 

[Tom Sawyer]

 

I have tried to be tolerant of Sir Pukes anti-primate bigotry, but the fact that my family had a primate behind the woodpile so to speak, makes his insensitivity especially difficult.

William's heritage is evident...

[Kat Kanning]

LOL @ the little monkey.

When I saw the subject line, I expected something like this:

[Puke]

Damn you all!

[Pat K]

LOL! +1

[Puke]

The Sunday Times, May 16 1999 EUROPE - http://bushmeat.net/chimpsonmenu599.htm
Bushmeat chops a favourite in some backstreet cafes
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CHIMPANZEES and monkeys are being served up as delicacies at restaurants in the heart of Europe, an investigation has revealed.
Some of Man's closest relatives are being cooked for dining tables in Brussels even though two years ago the European Union declared that it would crack down on the illegal trade in what is known as "bushmeat".

Great apes, some of which differ from humans in only 2% of their genetic make-up, are also on the menu in Antwerp and other large cities, according to sources in the restaurant trade.

Earlier this month at the Cité Mont-Fleury restaurant, which serves Congolese cuisine in the Etaings Noir district of Brussels, the waitress did not hesitate when an undercover reporter asked whether monkey meat was available. "Yes, we have it," she said.

Forty-five minutes later the dish arrived, an array of skinless pieces of meat in a greeny-brown ragout of African vegetables with rice. The meat smelt strongly of being smoked. A customer passing the table recognised the dish as monkey and the restaurant listed the meal as makaku - monkey - on the bill.

The stew was not eaten but sent for analysis last week at the veterinary department at Ghent University. Tests confirmed that it came from a primate and that it contained bones from the elbow and forearm. Hunters had shot the animal: four lead pellets were lodged in the muscle and bone.

The waitress later said the meat had been brought to Belgium by her cousin from the Congo and that the restaurant received supplies every few months. "Customers telephone to know when we will have it next," she said. "In Africa people eat monkeys, so why can they not eat them here?"

At another restaurant in the backstreets, a waiter showed the menu to a reporter and his companion and said: "We also have other dishes: the chimpanzee is very tasty, if you like that type of thing."

In such restaurants four or five matchbox-sized chunks of meat, served with a sauce and fou fou (a floury African staple), cost anything up to £40.

Eating chimpanzee or monkey is a sign of status among the black community and reminds expatriates of home. One Nigerian man said: "Some people from eastern Africa would not live here if they could not get the meat." Favoured recipes include cooking monkey in white wine or with peanut sauce.

"It is horrific that the trade in bushmeat has turned up in Europe," said Steve Brend, the British representative of the International Primate Protection League. "It is undoubtedly the greatest threat to the great apes."

One man who claimed to know Belgian traders importing the illegal meat said that some had been sold to other European countries including Britain.

After steep declines in their numbers, all apes are protected by the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species (Cites), and any trade in higher primates, such as chimpanzees, is banned. The chimp population in Africa has collapsed by more than 90% this century and is now estimated to be less than 130,000.

But chimpanzees are not safe from the trade in bushmeat. Last month, after a tipoff, armed police and health officials raided 12 African food shops in the Matongé area of Brussels. They were checking hygiene standards and tax evasion but found far worse: in one shop two dead chimpanzees were hanging from the ceiling in a store room. They had been skinned, gutted, dried and salted.

"It was horrible. They were immediately recognisable as chimpanzees," said Sagairadji Chevremont, an officer who took part in the operation. Other primate meat, two antelopes and tortoises, which are also regarded as choice morsels, were recovered.

The Congolese woman who ran the shop was unabashed. "We had antelopes, porcupines and snakeskins and monkey meat," she said. Two chimps were on the premises, she admitted, but were not for sale. "It is something we want to eat with our family for special occasions."

Demand by European residents and the activities of Western companies in Africa is expanding the illegal trade, according to environmental groups.

The Ape Alliance, an umbrella group of conservation organisations, says logging of Africa forests by European and Asian companies has opened up remote areas to poachers. Animals once hunted by locals for subsistence have become profitable to smugglers.

The scandal presents deadly risks to the health of humans as well as our evolutionary cousins. Two years ago the eating of chimpanzee meat in Gabon was blamed for an outbreak of ebola, the highly infectious fever. More than 20 people died. Chimpanzees may also be the source of the virus that leads to Aids.

Despite the evidence on its own doorstep of an illegal trade and possible danger to public health, the European Union appears ineffectual. Ten days ago Tony Cunningham, a British MEP who had questioned what was being done to protect great apes after the earlier European resolution, was told that the EU was aware of the grave threats to great apes and "action has been taken to remedy this". No details were given.

Ann DeGrees, director of Global Action, an animal rights group in Brussels, said: "It is completely unacceptable that this meat is on sale. The state has not done enough to stop the smuggling."

Copyright © 1999 Times Newspapers Ltd

[Friday]

Puke, you heartless bastard!  Just look at these little guys... they're like people.  Short, hairy people.  Look at the nice man lie on the ground with the chimps.  Watch the chimps check him for lice.  Is your heart melting yet?   

http://www.janegoodall.org/chimp_guardian/video.asp

[Puke]

And just like people they can rip your arms off with slightest provocation!

Or is that Wookies?

[dalebert]

And just like people they can rip your arms off with slightest provocation!

Or is that Wookies?

Both.

[JJ]

wow Sandy is becoming wicked wicked. 












ha ha ah get it because they say wicked here in new england and it also means....  you get it...   yeah.  funny eh..   good stuff.  only the good stuff here.   yeah um i think the postscript is done.  hell it was done awhile ago. 

[grasshopper]

  That story horrified me.  That is terrable.

[Puke]

  That story horrified me.  That is terrable.

Terribly delicious! 

[Friday]

Today I received an email from the Jane Goodall Institute entitled "Sad News".  Oh no, I thought, Jane kicked the bucket.  But no, it's much, much worse than that. 

It's with sadness that we write to tell you that a special friend passed away yesterday. You may already be familiar with Gregoire - the oldest living chimpanzee in Africa and a celebrity throughout the Congo.

He was the best known of the more than 140 chimpanzees living at JGI's Tchimpounga Chimpanzee Rehabilitation Center - a sanctuary for chimpanzees orphaned by the illegal commercial bushmeat trade. In fact, he was something of an international celebrity, having been on the cover of National Geographic and featured in Animal Planet and BBC television specials.

Gregoire was also a study in resilience, having survived more than 40 years of solitary display in a barren cage at a zoo and then an airlift during a civil war.

More than anything, however, Gregoire was a beloved personality, known for his playfulness even far into old age and a mellow disposition. We'll miss him, but we are so happy to have been able to help him find companionship and contentment in his twilight years.

He is one example of the ways we are making a difference for people, animals and the environment.

Puke, let me know if you need the hyperlink to send Jane a message of condolence. 

[Pat K]

An update to this story.

He died when he hit his head,
after slipping on a Banana peel!