Snow Couch Competition

[Jim Johnson]

Fuck! I don't have a yard.

The F-word huh.
Sir Puke, I charge you with contempt of forum... 6 months for you... watching "Planet of the Apes"

(I feel somewhat responsible, nice lad has been spending too much time around Becky)

I did a Planet of the Apes marathon once... I think it was nine hours... my ass was really tired. 

[Tom Sawyer]

Fuck! I don't have a yard.

The F-word huh.
Sir Puke, I charge you with contempt of forum... 6 months for you... watching "Planet of the Apes"

(I feel somewhat responsible, nice lad has been spending too much time around Becky)

I did a Planet of the Apes marathon once... I think it was nine hours... my ass was really tired. 

Shouldn't your eyes have been really tired.

I mean unless you pulled a Planet of the Apes marathon... oh never mind...

[Pat K]

I fear the answer to this.

[Tom Sawyer]

What the heck is everyone doing up... back to bed with you all!

Except you Pat... back to work with you!

[Pat K]

What the heck is everyone doing up... back to bed with you all!

Except you Pat... back to work with you!

I am at work.

Shh don't tell. I keep swearing not to do these doubles.
But then............

[Jim Johnson]

Jesus, is every body up tonight?

[Kat Kanning]

Hail hail the gang's all here....

[Pat K]

I don't know what to do about these party animals.

[Tom Sawyer]

yeah it's a party over here... putting wood in the stove, making bread so Mrs. Grumpy Pants will (maybe) be a little happier today,

[Pat K]

Putting wood in the stove to make
some bread? Is that some kind of
Vermont mountain man sex talk?

[Jim Johnson]

yeah it's a party over here... putting wood in the stove, making bread so Mrs. Grumpy Pants will (maybe) be a little happier today,

I believe that's either Mrs. Sugar Pants or Ms. Drop Your Pants... cause that would make you Mr. Grumpy Pants.

[Tom Sawyer]

 

See ya'll make my boring life seem interesting. 

[Kat Kanning]

If she's Ms. Drop Your Pants, does that make him Mr. Pull-ups?

[Jim Johnson]

See ya'll make my boring life seem interesting. 

Oh yeah... your life is boring... both of my cats are sleeping.

[Jim Johnson]

If she's Ms. Drop Your Pants, does that make him Mr. Pull-ups?

No... no, that makes him Mr. Drop Your Pants. 

I'm close'n eyes cause I think this thread was supposed to be about Snow Couches and I sense a long conversation about snow penises.