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Hate sex

Started by dalebert, December 12, 2008, 01:03 PM NHFT

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dalebert

Quote from: jose on December 11, 2008, 08:45 PM NHFT
what do you call hate sex? thats always fun til your done then its time to go.

This will get split off to the TMI board.

I knew a guy who was fond of saying to potential new bfs-- "F*** me like you hate me!" I don't know if that qualifies as hate sex though.

Correction: Apparently I can no longer split topics. Sorry.  :-[

firecracker joe


Brandon

I've always known it as a "grudge f***".

Areté


Jared

if i was going to f*** someone like i hated them, i guess i'd just be as bad a lover as possible?

anthonybpugh

hate fucking is so fun. 

William

That seems a little harsh. How about 'make love to me like you dislike me'?  ;D

dalebert

If "fuck me like you hate me" ever gets old, he could switch to "Fuck me like an alien parasite has crawled up into me and you're trying to bludgeon it to death with your penis before it can kill me". That way it seems like an act of kindness.

Pat K

Quote from: dalebert on December 15, 2008, 04:33 PM NHFT
If "fuck me like you hate me" ever gets old, he could switch to "Fuck me like an alien parasite has crawled up into me and you're trying to bludgeon it to death with your penis before it can kill me". That way it seems like an act of kindness.


Dale you are warped, and I just spit coffee on the screen. ;D

dalebert

Quote from: Pat K on December 15, 2008, 09:14 PM NHFT
Dale you are warped, and I just spit coffee on the screen. ;D

I've been made moderator of the TMI section. I have a reputation to live up to!

Pat K

Quote from: dalebert on December 15, 2008, 09:27 PM NHFT
Quote from: Pat K on December 15, 2008, 09:14 PM NHFT
Dale you are warped, and I just spit coffee on the screen. ;D

I've been made moderator of the TMI section. I have a reputation to live up to!

Well I give ya an A+.

Jared

Quote from: dalebert on December 15, 2008, 04:33 PM NHFT
If "fuck me like you hate me" ever gets old, he could switch to "Fuck me like an alien parasite has crawled up into me and you're trying to bludgeon it to death with your penis before it can kill me". That way it seems like an act of kindness.


lol

Sam A. Robrin

. . . so the sadist turned his back on the masochist and said, "Suffer!"

Mike Barskey

Quote from: dalebert on December 15, 2008, 04:33 PM NHFT
If "fuck me like you hate me" ever gets old, he could switch to "Fuck me like an alien parasite has crawled up into me and you're trying to bludgeon it to death with your penis before it can kill me". That way it seems like an act of kindness.

"Yeahhhh. Take it, little piggy."

William

Quote from: Sam A. Robrin on December 15, 2008, 11:16 PM NHFT
. . . so the sadist turned his back on the masochist and said, "Suffer!"

The masochist said "beat me", the sadist said "no".