They tried to take me out!

[Pat K]

But I out smarted them.

[Jim Johnson]

Wow Pat!
How Pat?
How did you beat the rat Pat?
Did you use a cow Pat?
Did you use a sow Pat?
Tell us, tell us how Pat?
How did you beat the rat?

[Pat K]

I dragged the trap over by a ladder.......................

[Jim Johnson]

Ah... the old falling Jim ploy... very clever Mr. K.

[Russell Kanning]

now patk believes in conspiracy theories

[Jim Johnson]

now patk believes in conspiracy theories

You got a giant rat trap...
with a six pack of beer... as bait...
HOW IS THAT NOT A CONSPIRACY?

[Lloyd Danforth]

Maybe only one of his neighbors hates him........or, at least hate him enough to set the trap.  Could have been working alone.

[Jim Johnson]

Maybe only one of his neighbors hates him........or, at least hate him enough to set the trap.  Could have been working alone.

Ya?  You think one man could carry that trap and a six pack of beer and set such a trap?
Look at the rat in the picture man.
  We're talk'n trained rats... minimum Micheal Jackson, Benjamin level... and worse... technical rats...  obviously Schnergenburger level equipment....  Look... they did a psychological study of their target, formulated a plan... and invented technology to take out their target... we're domed man...  this can't be happening... I was short man... this sucks.

[Friday]

... we're domed man...  this can't be happening... I was short man... this sucks.

[Jim Johnson]