Why Girls Don't Fart

[dalebert]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8

[Ryan McGuire]

I guess that also explains why they take so long in the bathroom

[dalebert]

It reminds me of a scene from Cloverfield.

[Toadstool]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7yj93cJl4g

[freeborn]

They don't fart because they don't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the required pressure.

[Toadstool]

They don't fart because they don't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the required pressure.

omg so true

[MattLeft]

Do you know how you can tell when a woman farts?

Their pantyhose inflate at the ankles.

[bigmike]

Once I kicked a girl in the butt and she farted. After everyone stopped laughing she proceeded to tell me that girls hold it all day and let them go when they get home.

[dalebert]

I remember my dad joking about how my stepmother holds them until she can get to a restroom. One day she stepped into the restroom REALLY briefly, like way too short of a time to do anything, and I walked in right after her and just about DIED from the smell.

[Ryan McGuire]

I just about DIED from the smell.

Men and women have totally different 'stank, and the weirdest part about it is that one sex can't appreciate how really bad their 'stank is, but they can sure tell that the other's is bad!

[Raineyrocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8

[Raineyrocks]

It reminds me of a scene from Cloverfield.

I haven't seen that movie yet everyone has told me it sucks, is it any good in your opinion?

[Raineyrocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7yj93cJl4g

Darn, the link didn't work.

[Raineyrocks]

They don't fart because they don't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the required pressure.

[Raineyrocks]

I used to hold them in when I was younger but then Rick and his brothers helped me to realize that it was not worth the pain of holding them in and it was really funny too!   They had contests to see who could "outdo" each other, it was so funny.

Years ago I went to this church dinner with my kid's Sunday school teacher at a Mennonite dinner and I had gas so bad I just let them rip all the way home.   My kid's Sunday school teacher was mortified at first, (I was driving her home first), and I said that's why God made windows in cars so crank it down, by the time we got home she was laughing so hard we ended up being very good friends!