Wierd porc 411 from Irena Goddard

[Friday]

I refuse to call him Russell cute shorts Kanning.

Phtphtff!!  It's Russell "Hot Pants" Kanning.  Get a clue!

Wouldn't he be stealing Roger's nickname?

Nope.  Roger is "Sugar Pants".   

[Lloyd Danforth]

Somebody's keeping track!

[John]

they are trying to keep us away from our muffins[/quote]



And "they" are meeting with some success... No muffins in my favorite spot at the store tonight... I did find some candles though...

[John]

Sounds like a slogan for the Free State Party.

Free State Party? Are some of the Free Staters starting another party?
I was thinking of starting a party and I almost got banned for talking about it. (I wasn't even talking about it here on the forum.)
Throwing all caution to the wind, I'll still say we need more parties.

[John]

get in close, butter up

Butter with muffins. Brilliant idea.

BTW, The "volunteers" were thinking of having muffins & butter.

[Kat Kanning]

I refuse to call him Russell cute shorts Kanning.

Phtphtff!!  It's Russell "Hot Pants" Kanning.  Get a clue!

Wouldn't he be stealing Roger's nickname?

Nope.  Roger is "Sugar Pants".   

That's true....I was just thinking about the blue-panty dance he does.

[Friday]

Poor Irena.  This thread will probably wind up #1 on the google results for searches on her name.  If she ever runs for governor, I think she's screwed. 

[Lloyd Danforth]

Dale's fault

[Jim Johnson]

Poor Irena.  This thread will probably wind up #1 on the google results for searches on her name.  If she ever runs for governor, I think she's screwed. 

No it's good... it's only number three.

[Jim Johnson]

Intel from 0069:

The Schnergenburgers are planning to run the Android Muffin Girl, Irena, for Governor.

[Pat K]

Damn them!

Tell 0069 to use the I can't believe it's not butter
plan.

[Tom Sawyer]

Well Googling Irena Goddard, this thread comes in at number 3.

If you Google Irena Goddard Shnergenberger number 1.

So that proves that the nice lady we have all known as Irena Goddard is indeed a Schnergenberger, hey I'm not making this up... the internet says so!

[Pat K]

And now I find, that this one plot is not
enough for Dale! look at this pice of news.

 
Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay 

Jan 14 03:57 PM US/Eastern
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  CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) - Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.
Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.


This obviously an opening of a second
southern front!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jim Johnson]

Intel from 0069:  Muffin men can tell the difference between butter and I can't believe it's not butter.

I don't know how they can do that... I can't tell.

[Pat K]

SOB!

Well now I am lost on what to do.

Tell 0069 to improvise.