Drywall Party

[Jim Johnson]

I bet you're right!  It's a conspiracy.

It's not a conspiracy... it's a party... we should have a cake too.   

[Puke]

The cake is a lie!

[dalebert]

The cake is a lie!

Nuh uh! There will also be punch & pie. 

[Friday]

I would like to attend this mighty fine handyman shindig.  I know absolutely nothing about home repair, and since I'm definitely buying a house this year (as opposed to last year, when I was just an outrageous housetease to Taxinator ("I want one!" "I'm not ready" "Oh baby I'll buy one now!" "I'm not ready to commit")), maybe I oughta start learning.   

[dalebert]

as opposed to last year, when I was just an outrageous housetease to Taxinator ("I want one!" "I'm not ready" "Oh baby I'll buy one now!" "I'm not ready to commit")

Between you and me, I think he's developing super-human patience.

[kellie]

The cake is a lie!

nerd.

Ryan and I will probably drop by bearing some sort of tasty substance.

[dalebert]

I'll prolly bring muffins.

[Daien]

Damn! I'll be out of town again. I keep missing all the best events, and I already know how to drywall. I could have been productive!
Dale, don't forget to put the androids in the muffins. 

[Jennifer]

as opposed to last year, when I was just an outrageous housetease to Taxinator ("I want one!" "I'm not ready" "Oh baby I'll buy one now!" "I'm not ready to commit"

Hehe.

I want to learn something new, but will I be there? I dunno. Yes. Maybe.

[JJ]

The cake is a lie!

Well met

[Kat Kanning]

No partying for me, I just want hard work.

[Tom Sawyer]

Well alrighty then.

[Friday]

No partying for me, I just want hard work.

How about some lashing?  Because, you know, that can be arranged. 

[Tom Sawyer]

  The Presidential Whip is available.

[Kat Kanning]

Wow, you guys are harsh!