What does Abstinence mean to you?

[Russell Kanning]

for me ... it means abstaining from keith and stuph type behavior

[cxxguy]

In my adventures, I think I have stumbled over nearly every perversion available to the human animal.

Some of them are freaky.
Some are not my cup of tea.

Some are only fun only when in love
Only one is incomprehensible to me:

Abstinence.

[K. Darien Freeheart]

So sorry for you.  I'm going on memory now but I remember it was real nice.

It was only a matter of time before I became a target of the Lloyd's remarks.

[Lloyd Danforth]

You became a target of your own remark

[dalebert]

I've decided to abstain from not not having sex.

[Sam A. Robrin]

I've decided to abstain from not not having sex.

It being that time of year, it's time for that old Mae West line to sashay out:

"Why don't you come up and see me sometime?"
"I can't--it's Lent."
"Well, when you get it back . . . why don't you come up and see me sometime?"

[Kat Kanning]

So you're asking Dale to 'come up and see you sometime'?

[K. Darien Freeheart]

So you're asking Dale to 'come up and see you sometime'?

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

[Sam A. Robrin]

So you're asking Dale to 'come up and see you sometime'?

I can't--it's Lent . . .

[Scott Roth]

It's what I've been living for years.

[Kat Kanning]

Poor Scott!

[Scott Roth]

LOL!

[Raineyrocks]

Not showing up for an appointment!  Ooops, wrong spelling. 

Abstinence to me means buying extra batteries and not having anymore more kids. 

[sonio]

Not showing up for an appointment!  Ooops, wrong spelling. 

Abstinence to me means buying extra batteries

Ha ha ha ha.  That is amazing!   

[coffeeseven]

Rainey you should abstain from using non rechargeables.