• Welcome to New Hampshire Underground.
 

News:

Please log in on the special "login" page, not on any of these normal pages. Thank you, The Procrastinating Management

"Let them march all they want, as long as they pay their taxes."  --Alexander Haig

Main Menu

Comment moved by moderator?

Started by Dave Ridley, March 27, 2009, 02:31 PM NHFT

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1 2
User actions

Dave Ridley

March 27, 2009, 02:31 PM NHFT Last Edit: March 28, 2009, 09:57 AM NHFT by DadaOrwell
"united we stand:"
ignored, you are

THEGENERAL

#1
March 27, 2009, 02:40 PM NHFT
Quote from: DadaOrwell on March 27, 2009, 02:31 PM NHFT
"united we stand:"
ignored, you are

Wow, what a warm welcome you all give... 

I gave you your own topic to see how ignored I am...

Please don't respond to this troll...  He don't bite.

AntonLee

#2
March 27, 2009, 02:57 PM NHFT
warm welcome?  What do you want a friggin blowjob?

THEGENERAL

#3
March 27, 2009, 03:19 PM NHFT
Quote from: AntonLee on March 27, 2009, 02:57 PM NHFT
warm welcome?  What do you want a friggin blowjob?

LOL...
The comic relief is here...



and, NO... I just want some lizard balls and barbie dolls, with a little added neck hair...

Tom Sawyer

#4
March 27, 2009, 04:39 PM NHFT
Quote from: AntonLee on March 27, 2009, 02:57 PM NHFT
warm welcome?  What do you want a friggin blowjob?

Boy that's a heck of a recruitment bonus you're offerin' big guy. ;D

AntonLee

#5
March 27, 2009, 05:17 PM NHFT
anything for freedom

Raineyrocks

#6
March 27, 2009, 08:14 PM NHFT
Quote from: United We Stand on March 27, 2009, 03:19 PM NHFT
Quote from: AntonLee on March 27, 2009, 02:57 PM NHFT
warm welcome?  What do you want a friggin blowjob?

LOL...
The comic relief is here...



and, NO... I just want some lizard balls and barbie dolls, with a little added neck hair...


Ewww!  :o  Why?

AntonLee

#7
March 27, 2009, 08:50 PM NHFT
you can't have the lizard balls. . . the Lizard people are now angry with you

Raineyrocks

#8
March 27, 2009, 08:54 PM NHFT
Quote from: AntonLee on March 27, 2009, 08:50 PM NHFT
you can't have the lizard balls. . . the Lizard people are now angry with you

Poor lizards!  Are there balls big or something?  :-\

AntonLee

#9
March 27, 2009, 08:55 PM NHFT
just very slippery  ;D

KBCraig

#10
March 27, 2009, 08:57 PM NHFT
Quote from: AntonLee on March 27, 2009, 08:50 PM NHFT
you can't have the lizard balls. . . the Lizard people are now angry with you

But what about deep-fried butter balls?

Raineyrocks

#11
March 27, 2009, 09:02 PM NHFT
Quote from: AntonLee on March 27, 2009, 08:55 PM NHFT
just very slippery  ;D

I don't want to ask how you know!  :o

AntonLee

#12
March 28, 2009, 04:51 AM NHFT
the lizard people took my lower jaw, and they walk around with their balls hanging out.  Ask THEGENERAL he knows all about it.

Lloyd Danforth

#13
March 28, 2009, 06:02 AM NHFT
Quote from: AntonLee on March 28, 2009, 04:51 AM NHFT
the lizard people took my lower jaw,

Does this help or hinder your ability to provide adequate service per reply#2?

THEGENERAL

#14
March 28, 2009, 07:16 AM NHFT Last Edit: March 28, 2009, 07:20 AM NHFT by United We Stand
Quote from: AntonLee on March 28, 2009, 04:51 AM NHFT
the lizard people took my lower jaw, and they walk around with their balls hanging out.  Ask THEGENERAL he knows all about it.

AntonLee
The Beast from the East
Protector of the Innocent

it's your thang, do what chu wanna do
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I find smoking and typing at the same time very difficult.  I lost my lower jaw in an accident about a year ago.  It wasn't so much an accident really, you see, my parents had signed the lower half of my jaw, one testicle, and the hair on the back of my neck over to the government when I was a baby.  They've found that the combination of those coupled with my blood type and nationality (polack) can be a cure for cancer.  They've gone ahead and confiscated it so that we maintain a kill off ratio perfected for the slavery needed to keep the lizard people happy for the rest of their 200 year lives.  So, when I smoke, I can't hold the cigarette in my mouth since i don't have a lower jaw anymore.  I have to hold the cigarette in my fingers while I type with both hands (fingers on asdf jkl; the home keys of course!) I lean my head in and hold the open part of my face where a mouth usually is to the butt and make a wheezing sucking sound.  That's the ticket.  Best part is at least I can't get cancer of the mouth, since i don't really have a mouth anymore.  Thank god my parents signed that crap over.  Who needs solid food anyways, I just hook this hose up and I get my vitamins and nutrients!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
well I'm standin' next to a mountain. . .chop it down with the edge of my hand

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

How can I take credit for such an explanation as this...  Its... Its... like poetry. 

I will not stop until we hold these lizard people accountable because of what they made your parents do for the theft of you testical and lower jaw...  I'm just hoping your neck hair will grow back.

Hang in there big guy...  I'll find another for the bj...

People,

These lizard people attacks seem to be a real concern as well as the recent troll attacks...  Please lock your doors cut off your hands (because they might make you sign your children over) and for god sakes cover up the back of your neck...  They can not be able to see your neck hair or...  well you read what happened.




Print
Go Up Pages1 2
User actions