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Friday's Freehold

Started by Friday, May 05, 2009, 07:48 PM NHFT

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Lloyd Danforth

I'm trying to get on to page 11. Page 10 opens at the top with the thing about Becky's Breasts being dragged thru the nettles and it was bumming me out.

Lloyd Danforth


Tom Sawyer

Quote from: Tom Sawyer on August 03, 2009, 06:24 PM NHFT
Quote from: Kat Kanning on August 03, 2009, 04:37 PM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on August 03, 2009, 03:20 PM NHFT
Becky had her breasts dragged through the stinging nettles once...



Was she mowing the lawn at the time?

Wheelbarrow incident... determined to not let it go down the hill, wheelbarrow and gravity prevailed. ;D


Lest we forget!

;D


dalebert

Menno would laugh at those folks and then eat a combination stinging nettle and poison ivy sandwich!

I would do that competition before I would do a hotdog eating competition. There's little to no threat to your health from the stinging nettles, I bet. They're probably pretty good for you. I ate just one and it was fine. I saw a video about how to eat them, I think on this forum. Of course, you probably can't show much care about how you eat them in a competition so you probably end up burning your lips and hands a lot. You should be careful not to let them touch your lips.

Lloyd Danforth

Quote from: Tom Sawyer on August 05, 2009, 08:30 PM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on August 03, 2009, 06:24 PM NHFT
Quote from: Kat Kanning on August 03, 2009, 04:37 PM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on August 03, 2009, 03:20 PM NHFT
Becky had her breasts dragged through the stinging nettles once...



Was she mowing the lawn at the time?

Wheelbarrow incident... determined to not let it go down the hill, wheelbarrow and gravity prevailed. ;D


Lest we forget!

;D


Not at the top of the page ;D

Tom Sawyer

Quote from: dalebert on August 06, 2009, 09:48 AM NHFT

I would do that competition before I would do a hotdog eating competition....

You should be careful not to let them touch your lips.

First it was fear of handjobs, now hot dogs...
Are you sure you're gay? ;D

(Sorry couldn't resist)

Jim Johnson

Quote from: Tom Sawyer on August 06, 2009, 05:02 PM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on August 06, 2009, 09:48 AM NHFT

I would do that competition before I would do a hotdog eating competition....

You should be careful not to let them touch your lips.

First it was fear of handjobs, now hot dogs...
Are you sure you're gay? ;D

(Sorry couldn't resist)

Dale isn't gay... he doesn't know the difference between a casserole and a quiche.
And when I asked to see his card... "Oh... it was revoked long ago."
I'm not going to believe Dale is gay until he starts hitting on Roger in front of every body.

Russell Kanninng

Friday

I got home delivery of the NH Free Press; it really *is* freer out here.   8)   :mf_farmer:

Russell Kanning

Quote from: Jim Johnson on August 06, 2009, 05:30 PM NHFT
Dale isn't gay... he doesn't know the difference between a casserole and a quiche.
And when I asked to see his card... "Oh... it was revoked long ago."
I'm not going to believe Dale is gay until he starts hitting on Roger in front of every body.

Russell Kanninng
thanks for letting me use your computer today
i do crack myself up often

Jim Johnson

Quote from: Russell Kanning on August 06, 2009, 09:35 PM NHFT
Quote from: Jim Johnson on August 06, 2009, 05:30 PM NHFT
Dale isn't gay... he doesn't know the difference between a casserole and a quiche.
And when I asked to see his card... "Oh... it was revoked long ago."
I'm not going to believe Dale is gay until he starts hitting on Roger in front of every body.

Russell Kanninng
thanks for letting me use your computer today
i do crack myself up often


no problem... i got our usps confirmation of address change letter also

Friday

I just heard this sound like something large throwing itself against the side of my house.  I assumed it was my cat Ezme, who has been known to do that when she sees a moth through the glass.  Then I saw that both cats were nowhere near the wall from whence this sound came. The three of us alternately stared at each other, stared at the wall, and stared at each other, expressing the universal trans-cultural WTF?!?!?!

So then I tried to turn on the outside light, and it just sputtered and immediately died.  So I can't see anything outside.  Of course, I could GO OUT THERE AND CHECK IT OUT. "Don't worry, I'll be right back!"

This is straight out of a horror movie.  I'm going to make some popcorn now; someone please come and clean up my gutted carcass in the morning.    :happy1: :help:

Pat K

My guess is it's safer for you, than anything
you might meet. ;D

Jim Johnson

Dale and Mike may have brought back some zombies from Michigan... a car load!   :o

Raineyrocks

Quote from: Friday on September 14, 2009, 06:48 PM NHFT
I just heard this sound like something large throwing itself against the side of my house.  I assumed it was my cat Ezme, who has been known to do that when she sees a moth through the glass.  Then I saw that both cats were nowhere near the wall from whence this sound came. The three of us alternately stared at each other, stared at the wall, and stared at each other, expressing the universal trans-cultural WTF?!?!?!

So then I tried to turn on the outside light, and it just sputtered and immediately died.  So I can't see anything outside.  Of course, I could GO OUT THERE AND CHECK IT OUT. "Don't worry, I'll be right back!"

This is straight out of a horror movie.  I'm going to make some popcorn now; someone please come and clean up my gutted carcass in the morning.    :happy1: :help:

Wow, what was it?  Gosh, that must have been scary!  :o