Puke needs help during Porcfest

[Lloyd Danforth]

Keeping it real means Monday

Criminy, you just have no clue about keeping it real.

The cool people will be there Sunday.

Criminy? Do you really go around saying Criminy.

Yeah, seems like I started that sometime in the past year. With a little girl in the house now, I don't feel quite right saying "holy fuck my ass".

LOL good thinking. My daughters first word after Mom and Dad was "oh Shit".
Though with a house usually full of sailors I was happy that's all she said.

Back in Hartford a couple of my neighbors, uncles, were looking at their nephew in his crib when the baby said: "mother".
"Woo!" said one of the uncles, "He's learned half a word already!"