Puke needs help during Porcfest

[Puke]

I need someone who is not attending Porcfest to check on my cat one day and clean out a litter box.

I will be at P-Fest Wednesday to Sunday.

I offer $40 (Or equivalent) for your help.

[Puke]

No?

[MengerFan]

What's this Wednesday crap? I thought you were going to keep it real.

[dalebert]

What's this Wednesday crap? I thought you were going to keep it real.

He's going to miss my pancake breakfast on Tuesday morning!! 

[Mike Barskey]

Sorry, Puke. Whether or not I'll be at Porcfest that early, I won't be near enough to Keene to help you.

[Puke]

Sorry, Puke. Whether or not I'll be at Porcfest that early, I won't be near enough to Keene to help you.

Yes, obviously I didn't expect anyone from outside of Keene.

What's this Wednesday crap? I thought you were going to keep it real.

Still not sure what that means. But I didn't feel like camping for a whole week.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Keeping it real means Monday

[Pat K]

Don't feel bad Puke I won't be there till Thursday.

[MengerFan]

Keeping it real means Monday

Criminy, you just have no clue about keeping it real.

The cool people will be there Sunday.

[Pat K]

Keeping it real means Monday

Criminy, you just have no clue about keeping it real.

The cool people will be there Sunday.

Criminy? Do you really go around saying Criminy.

[MengerFan]

Keeping it real means Monday

Criminy, you just have no clue about keeping it real.

The cool people will be there Sunday.

Criminy? Do you really go around saying Criminy.

Yeah, seems like I started that sometime in the past year. With a little girl in the house now, I don't feel quite right saying "holy fuck my ass".

[Pat K]

Keeping it real means Monday

Criminy, you just have no clue about keeping it real.

The cool people will be there Sunday.

Criminy? Do you really go around saying Criminy.

Yeah, seems like I started that sometime in the past year. With a little girl in the house now, I don't feel quite right saying "holy fuck my ass".

LOL good thinking. My daughters first word after Mom and Dad was "oh Shit".
Though with a house usually full of sailors I was happy that's all she said.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Keeping it real means Monday

Criminy, you just have no clue about keeping it real.

The cool people will be there Sunday.

You are 'Correct' sir!  I thought Sunday arrivals were too much to hope for.  We are agreed that arriving on 'Thursday' is equivalent to phoning in Porcfest.

[Puke]

I'm going to just go ahead and say "keeping it real" is living in NH!


The real reason is I may want to also "keep some things in the real" by having vacation time for Burning Porc.

[Lloyd Danforth]

I don't know if it has anything to do with my opinion of you but, I read 'real' as 'rear'.