Gold: $470.60/oz

[Lloyd Danforth]

Tea! Ewww!

[president]

But....but, what would I put in my coffee?

I like my sugar with coffee and soy milk.

[Eli]

Paraphrase;  Cows milk is low in iron.

Eating some cow will take care of that!

[president]

Paraphrase;  Cows milk is low in iron.

Eating some cow will take care of that!

You feed infants cow?

[Eli]

Nope, breastmilk and formula for infants.  I don't waste cow on a blender!

[Michael Fisher]

my sugar with coffee and soy milk.

So THAT'S why you're so feminine!   

"Mmmm... phytoestrogens.  *drool*"
-president

[Michael Fisher]

Coffee smells and tastes like foot and ass. 

Some exotic coffee beans are literally pre-digested.   
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_luwak

BBBLLLLLUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!  *throws up on everyone*

[president]

my sugar with coffee and soy milk.

So THAT'S why you're so feminine!

My writing style is feminine?

You, of all people, shouldn't go around calling people feminie. I think you are the only guy manicurist I have ever heard of.



Why don't you go put some conditioner in your hair?

Do you really believe you don't look like a pot head?

[president]

Coffee smells and tastes like foot and ass.

Do you have a lot of experience tasting foot and ass?

[Michael Fisher]

Jeez, president, you lack a sense of humor.   

[Michael Fisher]

You, of all people, shouldn't go around calling people feminie. I think you are the only guy manicurist I have ever heard of.

Why don't you go put some conditioner in your hair?

Do you really believe you don't look like a pot head?

What?  That wasn't me!  *fleeing with guilt*

[Michael Fisher]

Man, the Foster's reporter looking through the business signs is as creepy as hell.  I remember him.  He is creepy.   

[tracysaboe]

Think of worsening economic conditions in a positive light instead.

The faster and sooner the correction, the less painful it will be.  The longer it drags out, with the government kicking and screaming while trying to stop it from happening, the worse it will be.

Agreed. But it will sitll be painful, even if it happens now.

[Michael Fisher]

The stock market died Thursday on a report of falling durable goods orders from US manufacturers.  Then on Friday, the market recovered from those losses because of another report of an increase in the GDP.   

Our manufacturing base is gone and we run a flimsy service economy because of the power of the US dollar as a global reserve currency backed by our absolutely predominant military.

But people cannot connect the dots because they're too busy consuming everything in sight. 

[Kat Kanning]

Yes, Precious will thank you for the gift.