Feds Prepare To Tax Toilet Paper In Name Of Climate Change

[Scott Roth]

We live in New Hampshire.  Lots of maple trees produce great leaves...replacing any real use of toilet paper.  Roughing it...yeah.  But...no tax!

[Kat Kanning]

And lots of poison oak for use in government buildings! 

[EthanLeeVita]

It'll happen with government incompetency. "I thought these were supposed to be shipped to the torture centers. Oops, we sent it to the state governments. Contact them quickly! Oh noes, they sent it to all the cities already!"

[Kat Kanning]

In one of my favorite books, The Education of Little Tree, one scene has the whiskey revenuers accidently using poison ivy for TP while seaching for the whiskey still 

[Raineyrocks]

I'M thinking we need a =kick a politician in the crotch week.

YeeHa! (I wonder if I spelled that right, oh well)

You have my vote for this idea! 

[Raineyrocks]

Now my buy toilet paper instead of silver doesn't look so funny does it

I think it was a piss poor desicision.  Not to mention a shitty thing to do.

  You crack me up!  Get it, crack (butt crack)? 

[Raineyrocks]

We live in New Hampshire.  Lots of maple trees produce great leaves...replacing any real use of toilet paper.  Roughing it...yeah.  But...no tax!

Ouch!   

Wouldn't wet leaves get stuck in places?  Ewwww, bugs could be on them too!

I'm not much of a "roughing it" person, I guess. 

[EthanLeeVita]

Now my buy toilet paper instead of silver doesn't look so funny does it

I think it was a piss poor desicision.  Not to mention a shitty thing to do.

  You crack me up!  Get it, crack (butt crack)? 

I once had someone not review their writing in a yearbook. It ended up saying "you really crack me"

[Raineyrocks]

I remember "TPing" a teachers house when I was in Jr. High.... Fun times.

I never TPed a teacher's house but I did do all kinds of other rotten stuff.