The year is 1947… [source unknown]

[MTPorcupine3]

I have no idea if this is true. It's too funny to ruin by looking it up on Snopes.
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The year is 1947....

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago,
witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens
aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico.
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by
the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organisations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine
months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.

It did for me.

No wonder they keep introducing bills to help illegal aliens!

Now You Know ===========

[Jim Johnson]

 

[Pat K]

 

[Pat McCotter]

I have no idea if this is true. It's too funny to ruin by looking it up on Snopes.

Yes it is very funny but I took the time anyway:

Albert A. Gore, Jr. - Mar 31, 1948
Hillary Rodham - October 26, 1947
John F. Kerry - December 11, 1943
William J. Clinton - August 19, 1946
Howard Dean - November 17, 1948
Nancy Pelosi - March 26, 1940
Dianne Feinstein - June 22, 1933
Charles E. Schumer - November 23, 1950
Barbara Boxer - November 11, 1940

[slim]

Another Jackass that was born in that time frame was

Bob Barr    November 5, 1948

[Lloyd Danforth]

On the positive side

Lloyd R. Danforth
December 18,1947

Mom always said the Alien thing was the second best nookie she ever got.  At least when Dad was around.

[John Edward Mercier]

My father was born April 8, 1948... but he has his green card.