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I think Jim may actually be Russell. If so, where is Jim?!

Started by Peacemaker, July 23, 2009, 07:50 PM NHFT

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Peacemaker

July 23, 2009, 07:50 PM NHFT
Great job Jim for being so smooth!  Beautiful.  And great job Lauren manning, err, girling, or with the camera work.

But...it's got me wondering..obviously no one can find Russell...so did Russell have surgery and is actually Jim!?  And if so, where is Jim!?? 

TackleTheWorld

#1
July 23, 2009, 08:52 PM NHFT
Kat and I have recruited scads of tall, bearded, myopic men to our cause.  Soon there will be hundreds of Russell decoys appearing all over the shire.

Tom Sawyer

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July 23, 2009, 09:14 PM NHFT
;D


David

#3
July 23, 2009, 10:05 PM NHFT
I'd apply for the job Lauren, but I'm too short.   ;)

Pat K

#4
July 24, 2009, 12:03 AM NHFT
How much is a scad?

EthanLeeVita

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July 24, 2009, 02:37 AM NHFT
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/scad

Eeermm...Lauren recruited two or more species of fish to pose as Russell who had a surgery to look like Jim? This is all too confusing for me.

AntonLee

#6
July 24, 2009, 04:12 AM NHFT
I'm growing my beard out as we speak.  Fighting the tyranny of shaving.

Lloyd Danforth

#7
July 24, 2009, 06:06 AM NHFT
Quote from: Pat K on July 24, 2009, 12:03 AM NHFT
How much is a scad?

Buck thirty seven.  Buck forty four, with the tax!

Russell Kanning

#8
July 24, 2009, 06:58 AM NHFT
we are working on the matching hairstyles and voices

did you like the silly thing i did with my hands in front of BofA?

Peacemaker

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July 24, 2009, 09:19 AM NHFT
Quote from: David on July 23, 2009, 10:05 PM NHFT
I'd apply for the job Lauren, but I'm too short.   ;)

No problem David, the pill (err), they have stuff that can you make you grow.  I shouldn't say this, but it's called the Russell Pill (RP).  You take it and 1 one week later, Whah-lah..you're a living breathing Russell lookalike.  (the nights are a little long that week - remember the movie The Fly?).

PS: They're still working on the antidote but think they can figure it out.

Kat Kanning

#10
July 24, 2009, 09:26 AM NHFT
I used to work at Genentech where they made human growth hormone.  There were a lot of tall guys there.

Tom Sawyer

#11
July 24, 2009, 09:32 AM NHFT
Trying to negotiate a discount deal on awning shirts... The final touch for all you Russell look alikes!

Kat Kanning

#12
July 24, 2009, 09:34 AM NHFT
I'm getting Russell some hawaii shirts too.

Jim Johnson

#13
July 24, 2009, 10:14 AM NHFT
There is always the bib overalls and straw hat.... or the orange jump suit and black bag. 

Russell Kanning

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July 24, 2009, 01:09 PM NHFT
i got my jumpsuit from Lauren ... but it fits me and jim when we want to travel along .... we are trying to look like same to avoid detection
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