Earth Quakes

[Friday]

I majored in physical geography in kolidge and lurned all about earthquakes.  It's one of the many (MANY) reasons I decided I wanted to get out of California.

Oh, hey, Pat Robertson has these words of compassion for the poor, pitiful Haitiians:

They Have Been Cursed': Pat Robertson Says Haiti 'Swore a Pact to the Devil'

http://www.breitbart.tv/they-have-been-cursed-pat-robertson-says-haiti-swore-a-pact-to-the-devil/

Srsly?   

[Ogre]

Well, he did follow that up, immediately, with asking for lots of prayer for them.

[Pat McCotter]

Haiti has been shaking for over 36 hours since the original quake - from 4.2 to 5.9.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Too bad the entire government wasn't killed.
France would probably send them another dictator.

[Friday]

Well, he did follow that up, immediately, with asking for lots of prayer for them.

So that makes it OK then?  I'll bet he blames rape victims, too.  They're all asking for it, you know.  Sluts. 

But then he prays for them.

[Lloyd Danforth]

I thought he just died.  I get them confused. Except Billy Graham.  Is he dead yet?

[Jim Johnson]

Well, he did follow that up, immediately, with asking for lots of prayer for them.

So that makes it OK then?  I'll bet he blames rape victims, too.  They're all asking for it, you know.  Sluts. 

But then he prays for them.

He prays that the rape victims change their demon ways.  That they were punished by a rapist, he believes, is God's justice.

[Jim Johnson]

White House: Robertson Remark About Haiti's Devil Pact 'Utterly Stupid'

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/01/14/white-house-robertson-remark-haiti-earthquake-utterly-stupid/

I predict a major cat fight.   

[Pat McCotter]

Obama will have to bring Pat in for a beer.

[Russell Kanning]

wow ... you would feel all of that rumbling

didn't they teach u in coledge that earthquakes are caused by pat robertson? talk about jumping in for headlines ...sheeesh
i also found it funny in california how they never knew which fault was more likely to move next .... or how big the quake actually was or pretty much anything
my prediction

government "aid" never helps anyone
private aid is held back by guns
dangerous "anarchy" and chaos ensues
pat robertson makes deal with devil so he can be president
he was only negotiating with a demon .... gets sent by france or the US to be the Haitian dictator
he prays for and gets meteorite to hit america

billy graham is dead ... he was pretty old
pat robertson and osama might still be alive .... or at least they are making statements to the media

[Lloyd Danforth]

author=Russell Kanning link=topic=18833.msg316304#msg316304

billy graham is dead ... he was pretty old

Somebody ought to tell him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Graham

[toowm]

My daughter remembered this video we watched a while ago - a new technology to make clean water on site. Please watch it and consider it if you are looking to make a donation for Haiti.

http://www.lifesaversystems.com/

[Russell Kanning]

oops ... i guess she died, but he is just not doing public events

in other haitian news .... they might have to wait a few more years now

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/haiti_makes_bid_for_2216_olympics

[Pat K]

Francisco Franco is still dead, right?

[Lloyd Danforth]

Ya mean Generalissimo Francisco Franco? I'll check with Chevy.