Cracked Dot Com Articles

[dalebert]

http://www.cracked.com/article/82_5-species-that-seem-to-be-trying-to-take-over-earth/

[K. Darien Freeheart]

I'm bringing Kudzu to New Hampshire. That shit is evil incarnate.

[dalebert]

http://www.cracked.com/article/81_6-animals-that-can-get-you-high/

Starting with giraffes. No kidding. #3 is especially for Brian.

[dalebert]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-socialized-health-care-works-in-canada/

CB: The reason we're talking today is I wanted to get an idea from you what challenges you face, as a practitioner of medicine in a country where the government provides basic health insurance for all citizens.

NC: -louder, speaking into microphone- I face no challenges at all, Chris. The system works perfectly.

CB: Thank you for your time.

[Pat K]

Now those are some serious Jelly Fish!

[Jim Johnson]

I'm not going to be happy until they perfect the marmalade fish. 

[Lloyd Danforth]

I don't know.   I'm a little uncomfortable with the chunks found in Marmalade, already.

[dalebert]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17679_7-awesome-acts-nature-that-science-cant-explain.html

[dalebert]

#3: RATS!!

http://www.cracked.com/article_17481_5-most-hated-creatures-on-planet-dont-deserve-it.html

According ot the Center for Disease Control, rats don't even spread rabies.

That's right, despite their absolutely staggering numbers, rats are one of the animals you're least likely to get sick from.