You're not going to get laid. Inspired by Rogers Libertain Flash thread.

[thinkliberty]

I just believed him when he wrote it:

http://www.theunionleader.com/article.aspx?headline=Phil+Greazzo:+We+need+more+police+officers+on+the+West+Side&articleId=6c877f47-d7ab-4103-a89b-a1783e46803b

And how did you interpret that to somehow mean he was against open carry?

He wants more cops which means people in West Manchester are too weak or stupid to defend themselves or to deter crime. He believes that they need the government to protect them.

Good thing they have Phil Greazzo as an aldermen he will save the day by forcing everyone to pay him money for his cops (They are his cops because he is the one alderman that wants them)

IF people decide they don't want to pay for Phil's cops he will have his cops kick those people out of their homes and the city will take ownership of other people's property for not paying for Phil's cops. 

[ny2nh]

I'll remind my elderly neighbors that they are just too weak or stupid to keep crime from happening. The next time some drunk idiots are fighting in one of their yards in the middle of the night, I'll be sure to remind them. You're 100% right.

[K. Darien Freeheart]

I'll remind my elderly neighbors that they are just too weak or stupid to keep crime from happening. The next time some drunk idiots are fighting in one of their yards in the middle of the night, I'll be sure to remind them. You're 100% right.

You could just leave a note on their tax bills. Elderly folks usually love reminders of why they're paying more than they did last year.

[thinkliberty]

I'll remind my elderly neighbors that they are just too weak or stupid to keep crime from happening. The next time some drunk idiots are fighting in one of their yards in the middle of the night, I'll be sure to remind them. You're 100% right.

Elderly men are unable in this day and age to tell drunk idiots to get off their damn lawns?

They can come out of retirement and go to work as a greeter at Walmart. to pay for Phil's cops so they are not forced to give their home to Phil's government. 

Maybe they could pick between their paying for their medication and food or paying Phil's police so they don't take their home.

Of course if YOU really CARED about your elderly neighbors you would not vote for someone like Phil that wants to extort money from them, but you don't care about them.

You care about yourself and you want more cops, If they don't pay for what you want you'll have your police take their home.

[porcupine kate]

Russell's idea seems more effective.  I wonder what would be the best way to design one.

hammocks by day turn into drunknets by night
i like the idea of guys having to sleep it off hanging from a tree showing where exactly they trespassed
you can surround your place with the nh state sign

No NH State Sign. 
Maybe a sign saying.

Inspired by Cardinal Kanning
for hang over enhancement.

[porcupine kate]

When it comes to people cutting across my campsite I will continue to ask people nicely not to cut through our site.
If people are so rude again this year it will be my last year going to Porc Fest. 

I here there is a another wonderful festival in Grafton I really should start attending. 

It would be much more fun to build a trebuchet as a group activity then bother trying to figure out what to do with the drunks in the trees.   Besides I wouldn't want to damage Roger's trees. 
Kate

[Lloyd Danforth]

When someone walks through someone else's campsite at The Burning Porcupine Festival, we make 'em camp down where the fog rolls in.  Special fog.

[Fluff and Stuff]

When it comes to people cutting across my campsite I will continue to ask people nicely not to cut through our site.
If people are so rude again this year it will be my last year going to Porc Fest. 

Selecting a campsite that won't be cut through is another option.

[thinkliberty]

When someone walks through someone else's campsite at The Burning Porcupine Festival, we make 'em camp down where the fog rolls in.  Special fog.

I'll have a pot of dutch oven chili to make fog with.   

[Pat K]

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

[porcupine kate]

That's awesome.   
Thanks Pat K.

[dalebert]

When someone walks through someone else's campsite at The Burning Porcupine Festival, we make 'em camp down where the fog rolls in.  Special fog.

Is this the fog that turns people inside-out?

[Lloyd Danforth]

If that is your worst fear.

[porcupine kate]

When it comes to people cutting across my campsite I will continue to ask people nicely not to cut through our site.
If people are so rude again this year it will be my last year going to Porc Fest. 

Selecting a campsite that won't be cut through is another option.

Not really.
Rogers has three sites that have what I want on them.  I always rent the one least likely to have people walking through it and least likely to flood if we get heavy rain again.  I camp always camp for full week at Porc Fest so a I like to be comfortable.

[MaineShark]

Seth, Joe and Tammy have been my friends for years.  I know It is crazy to think that I have managed to maintain friendships with all three of them and Lloyd for years. 

Honestly Joe I can't figure out why you don't like Tammy to the extent you do.  My solution has been to stay out of the mess between the two of you.  I have never had problem with either of you and I choose to stay out of the mess.  I will continue to stay out of it.  It makes my life simpler.

If you ever want to know, ask me sometime.  This is probably not the best forum for it.

Joe