Some of your most embarrassing moments......................

[Raineyrocks]

I know I've done one like this before but not on the TMI thread! 

1.  When this car load of guys were whistling at me and I tripped over a tree trunk and fell.

2.  I accidentally walked into someone's closet when I was mad at them and I meant to walk out of the front door.

3.  I kept taking the same bus in the wrong direction for hours one morning and a sign in the bus fell off and hit me in the head and everyone on the bus, including me, started laughing.

4.  I was driving with my sister somewhere and forgot my window was halfway down, so I turned to look to the left before pulling out of an intersection and hit my cheekbone on the edge of the window and got a black eye.

5.  I was at the doctor's office one time and they asked me for a photo ID, so I pulled out my compact mirror and said, "Gosh, I didn't know I had to get my picture taken here today."  The receptionist was looking at me weird and so was my sister and I was thinking, what's their problem.  Well,  the receptionist just needed to see my id, I wasn't getting a picture taken.

6.  When my daughter was born, my mom was with me in the labor room and she went outside to smoke a cigarrette and my water broke.  I thought the baby just came floating out with the water so I yelled, "Mommy"!  Nope, it wasn't that easy damn it!   Anyways, when my daughter was born they laid her on my stomach and she wasn't moving or crying, (they didn't cut the cord yet), so I started screaming, "She's dead, she's dead!"  Then they told me to keep pushing after she was already born and I started screaming, "Mother, it's twins, it's twins!"  It wasn't, I had to push to get the placenta out.

I'm sure there's more but that's all I'm going to try to remember for now! 

[EthanLeeVita]

I think I remember reading about 2 from you before. Still makes me laugh.

And 5 seems like a blonde moment.

[Raineyrocks]

I think I remember reading about 2 from you before. Still makes me laugh.

And 5 seems like a blonde moment.

Yup, I thought I posted some of them.  I'm glad they still make you laugh, they make me laugh too and sad to say there 100% true!    

[Lloyd Danforth]

If this is supposed to be some sort of contest, I hardly think it is fair!

[Raineyrocks]

If this is supposed to be some sort of contest, I hardly think it is fair!

Why Lloyd? 

[Lloyd Danforth]

Even given the extra years I've got on you, you still have an advantage over me in this area.

[Raineyrocks]

Even given the extra years I've got on you, you still have an advantage over me in this area.