My airplane experiences (warning 1st one is gross but I think it's funny........

[Raineyrocks]

even though no one else probably will! 

It was the first time I had ever flown on an airplane and it was with Rick, we landed from Philly to somewhere in Florida.      I was wearing a summer dress and Rick told me to wait by the car we were renting so I stood there and waited for him.   All of a sudden I got my period, blood came gushing all over me and the rental car place floor so I yelled for Rick to help me.   He came running over and was like, oh shit what am I supposed to do!  Poor guy!  The only thing I can say is he had to get lots of napkins from somewhere but I don't remember where.

Then we were in the Bahamas one time and I was well medicated for the airplane trip back to Florida but I had disappeared from Rick's sight.  By this time he knew not to let me wonder off because I always got lost even going to rest rooms in places we went, so he was looking all over for me.  I thought I was on a sandy road and I was happily picking up sea shells for people.  Well when Rick saw me he came out of the little airport,  he was looking all frazzled and quite concerned and I was thinking, what's his problem.   Here I was actually on the runway strip picking up sea shells! 

Poor Rick, this time we were coming back from Florida again and he had a broken toe.  I was well medicated again so I kept trying to help him carry my suitcases and his 1 bag but I wasn't too coordinated so I kept stepping on his broken toe.  He had to help me keep my balance on an escalator, (sp?), holding practically all of the luggage with a broken toe.

That's all I can remember for now! 

[EthanLeeVita]

I think the first one is a good representative of the dangers of visiting the TMI forums. :s 

The second was hilarious though.  Were there any other people involved with the strange lady on the runway (security? air traffic controllers?)?

[Raineyrocks]

I think the first one is a good representative of the dangers of visiting the TMI forums. :s 

The second was hilarious though.  Were there any other people involved with the strange lady on the runway (security? air traffic controllers?)?

That's why I gave the "gross" warning but your right there are certain dangers of visiting the TMI thread.  A place only the light-hearted should go! 
Nope, there wasn't anyone else involved as far as I can remember; it was before 2001, now I'd probably be getting a tan in G. Bay.    I just remember the look on Rick's face when he saw where I was, I'm pretty sure he was standing behind a gate or something.