101 reasons why you shouldn't move to Grafton

[Russell Kanning]

you must live in the bad part of town

[littlehawk]

Grafton sounds great. Now get rid of the 1.5 cops and it would be paradise. 

[Russell Kanning]

there is too much food to eat at the Grafton Independence Day party

[41mag]

Grafton declared independence?  I guess I've not been paying too much attention these days.

[porcupine kate]

More reasons why "city folk" shouldn't move to Grafton.

No good and cheap dry cleaners.
No diners open 24 hours.
No good clubs.
The shopping is terrible.
No good Thai or Brazilian food.
You can't find taxi anywhere.
No 24 hour pharmacies.
The theater district sucks.
ATM's are really hard to find.
No liquor store or great wine shop.
Pea Pod will not deliver groceries to Grafton.
Grafton has a serious lack of spa's or nail salons.
It has animals bigger than rats and they out number the people.

[Russell Kanning]

good ones

[KBCraig]

You can't dial 911 just because your neighbor's flowers clash with yours, and you might have to actually sit down with your neighbor and discuss your conflicts.

[dalebert]

No good and cheap dry cleaners.
No diners open 24 hours.
No good clubs.
The shopping is terrible.
No good Thai or Brazilian food.
You can't find taxi anywhere.
No 24 hour pharmacies.
The theater district sucks.
ATM's are really hard to find.
No liquor store or great wine shop.
Grafton has a serious lack of spa's or nail salons.

Wouldn't it be faster to just list what it does have?

[Lex]

Wouldn't it be fast to list what it does have?

Electricity
Telephone
Land
Trees
Some people
Some roads
Property Taxes

[Kat Kanning]

stunning vistas
wild animals
Russell 

[AntonLee]

no parking on the side of the road between certain dates in parts of Grafton. 

[Lex]

town residents consistently shoot down a "UN Free Zone" warrant article

[Jim Johnson]

ok.

After Dale's last post, I can't tell if Russell, wild animals and residents consistently shoot down a "UN Free Zone" warrant article are pluses or minuses.