"ATTENTION POLICE
I hereby assert my right to remain silent.
I DO NOT consent to answering any questions. Do not ask me any questions without my attorney present.
Probable cause or consent is required to conduct a search.
I DO NOT consent to a search of my person, property or vehicle
Further detention requires probable cause or consent.
I DO NOT consent to being detained
I WANT TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. PLEASE ADVISE? ME AS SOON AS
I AM FREE TO LEAVE."
I'll see about getting these printed up on business cards.