Graffy the peaceful monster

[Free libertarian]

Some people spell his name Grafty (the t is mostly silent)  but no matter which spelling is used,  Graffy just wants to get along and be left alone.  It's believed that's why he's lived so long in Grafton.

Rumored to be related to the Loch Ness Monster, Graffy reportedly migrated across the Atlantic eons ago and through a series of underground tunnels settled on Grafton Pond as his home.
His motives for coming here haven't been entirely divulged but it is likely the internal political squabbles and fame seeking nature of his cousins from Loch Ness may have been factors.
 
He's out there, living peacefully, keeping a low profile, but he did give an exclusive interview which may be posted soon, after reknowned interpretor and cunning linguist MT Porcupine has reviewed the footage of the interview and modified the high pitched squeals and low thumping sounds for translation to English.

The frequency of Graffy sightings seems to increase about this time of year, keep an eye out and report in if you hear anything.   More to follow.   

[Russell Kanning]

I think the sightings go up because of all the leaf peeping.
I haven't seen him yet. Graffy sounds much safer to be around than our beast that roams in the killer grafton fog.

[Mike Barskey]

...reknowned interpretor and cunning linguist MT Porcupine...

...and fellow Graftonite...

[AntonLee]

Graffy is my homeboy.

[CJS]

I hope I don't offend , but what a wordsmith.

cunning linguist .

[Free libertarian]

I hope I don't offend , but what a wordsmith.

cunning linguist .

You got that huh? Please don't encourage me, it gets worse.

[MaineShark]

I hope I don't offend , but what a wordsmith.

cunning linguist .

Why do you think that Graffy was making "high pitched squeals and low thumping sounds," anyway?

Joe

[Free libertarian]

needed some water poured on his blow hole?

[Sam A. Robrin]

You got that huh? Please don't encourage me, it gets worse.

So you're an encorrigible punster...?

[Russell Kanning]

luckily Graffy doesn't do puns

[Kat Kanning]

Graffy eats exclusively taffy.

[Sam A. Robrin]

I hope I don't offend , but what a wordsmith.

cunning linguist .

Why do you think that Graffy was making "high pitched squeals and low thumping sounds," anyway?

Joe

This is venturing into porno-Graffy...

[dalebert]

cunning linguist .

And perhaps also a master debater... often at the same time.

[Tom Sawyer]

I hope I don't offend , but what a wordsmith.

cunning linguist .

Why do you think that Graffy was making "high pitched squeals and low thumping sounds," anyway?

Joe

This is venturing into porno-Graffy...

Master of the bad pun. 

[AntonLee]

thank you Kat now I can tempt Graffy to come out with Taffy so I can get a photo of him.