MUFFIN CRISIS!!

[dalebert]

The recipe calls for extra light olive oil and I only have regular olive oil and no time to go to the store!

Fuck it. I'm using regular. Crisis averted.

[Tom Sawyer]

Standing strong in the face of adversity... damn I'm proud to know you!   

[Libertango]

Down with authoritarian recipes! 

-Libertango

[Pat K]

Freestater overturns hundreds of years of muffin traditions.

Oh When oh when will this villainy end?

[Russell Kanning]

I looked at this thread in case I could take advantage of a muffin crisis.

[sandm000]

Blood Muffins? Betch! Muffins

Or

"That sir is untrue, because I am allergic to muffins. "
"Face it Space Ghost, you're a man who choked on a muffin!"
-Space Ghost: Coast to Coast (Conan O'Brien Interview)

Hope that helps avert the crisis.