The State vs Me

[Evan]

On December 15th, at 1:15 pm, (assuming I can find transportation,) I will be defending myself in courtroom 301 of the Manchester District Court against the spurious charges of "Possession of Alcohol by a Minor," "Possession of Marijuana," and "Obstructing Government Administration."

Anyone who would like to come and watch me get railroaded while I ask them contempt-filled questions would be welcome and appreciated. I'm not giving them any money, no matter the outcome, and so I expect to spend a few days in a cage. 

[Kat Kanning]

Good luck!  We won't have made it back yet.  Drive our Subaru if you want and you can get someone to drive you.  Just fill it up with gas.

[Jim Johnson]

Manchester has the court that changes around appearance times and places so that observers can not watch.   

[dalebert]

We need an occupant in each courtroom, each monitoring Keene411 for updates.

[Russell Kanning]

We need an occupant in each courtroom, each monitoring Keene411 for updates.

this time, since the emperor is  walking in there, you can just follow him around

[Silent_Bob]

Will the Emperor be wearing his Imperial Margarine Crown to the simulated trial?

[Kat Kanning]

lol

[Tom Sawyer]

IMPERAL MARGARINE BUT A CROWN ON YOUR HEAD

[dalebert]

this time, since the emperor is  walking in there, you can just follow him around

Oh.   

[Sam A. Robrin]

Will the Emperor be wearing his Imperial Margarine Crown to the simulated trial?

As I'm hoping he'll ram it to them, perhaps he should wear a crown of good butter . . .

[Kat Kanning]

From Talley TV
Emperor Evan is Free! The State's prosecution dropped all charges in The State vs. Emperor Evan and will return his $500 bail. The Emperor asked for a written apology from his aggressors and restitution for the five days he was forced to spend in a cage.

The State of New Hampshire and the City of Manchester just dodged international incident with Free Grafton.

[Silent_Bob]

TITLE 42 > CHAPTER 21 > SUBCHAPTER I > § 1983

§ 1983. Civil action for deprivation of rights

Every person who, under color of any statute, ordinance, regulation, custom, or usage, of any State or Territory or the District of Columbia, subjects, or causes to be subjected, any citizen of the United States or other person within the jurisdiction thereof to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured by the Constitution and laws, shall be liable to the party injured in an action at law, suit in equity, or other proper proceeding for redress, except that in any action brought against a judicial officer for an act or omission taken in such officer's judicial capacity, injunctive relief shall not be granted unless a declaratory decree was violated or declaratory relief was unavailable. For the purposes of this section, any Act of Congress applicable exclusively to the District of Columbia shall be considered to be a statute of the District of Columbia.

[Tom Sawyer]

All Hail the Emperor   

[Pat K]

 

[Russell Kanning]

pa pa pa puh Imperial