HUMOR

[Friday]

<---- Recovering WoW Addict.

Ugh, me too. I never got as bad as I was with Everquest for a short while though. I guess I learned from that experience so I wouldn't repeat it.
<--- Nerd

I've had two people tell me Everquest is "like crack".  I own it, and WoW, but have never hit bottom and actually stuck either of the CDs in my computer. Besides, I have a couple dozen Oblivion gates that still need to be closed first.   

[Russell Kanning]

what a strange world those games must be ... I can't get into them

[Pat K]

O-K that was just unpleasant.

[Friday]

Zen Truths

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may  not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either.  Just pretty much leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or a leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn , so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you 're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.  That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed...... skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

13. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

14. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. Duct tape is like 'The Force'.  It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

17. There are two theories to arguing with a woman - Neither one works.

18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative

[Kat Kanning]

Zen Truths

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may  not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either.  Just pretty much leave me alone.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. Duct tape is like 'The Force'.  It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

I especially liked these ones 

[dalebert]

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Nick told me an interesting version of this one at last year's Porcfest.

Build a man a fire and he'll stay warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life.

[David]

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative

Not normally into potty humor, but this was funny. 

[Friday]

My favorites are #1, 5, 11 and 13.

[Russell Kanning]

Build a man a fire and he'll stay warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life.

[Pat K]

The whole thing is good but 1:55 into it
tells about teaching a man to fish.

[Friday]

 

[Pat K]

[Brandon]

<---- Recovering WoW Addict.

Ugh, me too. I never got as bad as I was with Everquest for a short while though. I guess I learned from that experience so I wouldn't repeat it.
<--- Nerd

I've had two people tell me Everquest is "like crack".  I own it, and WoW, but have never hit bottom and actually stuck either of the CDs in my computer. Besides, I have a couple dozen Oblivion gates that still need to be closed first.   

I love Oblivion, even after beating the main quest the game still hasn't gotten old.

[Kat Kanning]

I just had an Everquest flashback yesterday....got that old urge to shoot up play. 

[dalebert]

Here's a "free" MMORPG, but beware. While you can play for free, I think they try to coax you into buying things to enhance the experience. If you trust yourself though, at least you can try it out for nothing. Diabolical.

http://www.perfectworld.com.my/register/

Here's a little video from game play.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLZ6C3BYamo