HUMOR

[Friday]

the George W. Bush Presidential Library

The GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY is now in the planning stages.
The Library will include:

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has yet been able to  find.

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you  in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you  out.

The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.

The Tax Cut Room with entry restricted only to the wealthy.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite  Republican Senators.

The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you
to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth  tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty, but very  warm.

The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an  election.

The Decider Room complete with dart board, magic  8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

Additionally, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.

Admission: Republicans - free;  Democrats - $1000 or 3 Euros

[Friday]

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages. (Once he is done with Microsoft. He will join Oracle)

[Friday]

Wow... the JibJab lads have outdone themselves.  Check out Election 2008. 
http://www.jibjab.com/

[lildog]

OK, now you guys know about the rule so don't play dumb the next time I bring it up!

I guess there's something to be said for having mostly female friends!!!   

[Friday]

She can't be any more vapid and unprincipled than the other options...

Paris Hilton for President of the United States of Amerika
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d

[Jim Johnson]

She can't be any more vapid and unprincipled than the other options...

Paris Hilton for President of the United States of Amerika
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d

She's so much more sensible than the other candidates.  I respect her but... I love to watch her strut.   

[Friday]

On the off chance that anyone hasn't already seen this:

Sarah Silverman wants you to know that she's !@#$ing Matt Damon!

NSFW

[Lloyd Danforth]

It looks like since that was released she's not F%#@*&ing the other guy any more.

[Friday]

It looks like since that was released she's not F%#@*&ing the other guy any more.

Probably cuz she found who he was @#$%ing...

[Pat McCotter]

Victor Borge - Inflationary Language

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY6kElOYcd8

[Pat McCotter]

[dalebert]

I have a really big head so...

[AnarchoJesse]

[Jennifer]

[dalebert]

Good Cop Bad Cop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VwAf6KWmT4