HUMOR

[Pat McCotter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3LqMFkrNBU&feature=related

[Pat K]

 

[Friday]

I've just applied yet another hot fix to this comic strip. I'm sure there's something immoral about this. Not sure why. It's like Spielberg edited E.T. to make the guns look like walky talkies. See if it makes any more sense. *shrug*

http://anarchyinyourhead.com/2008/08/29/the-wonder-quins/

OK, this is really bizarre to me. Is there not ONE person out there who got this humor? Even after I changed it to make it a bit less subtle? I'm beginning to think this is a "Cow Tools" comic strip. That's a Far Side reference, btw. Once again, I am being obscure. 

I get it (and I also remember the Wonder Twins).

[Pat McCotter]

Just saw this 

VEGETARIAN—OLD INDIAN WORD FOR "BAD HUNTER"

[Jim Johnson]

Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to

Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the

performance of the flower and jewelry applications

that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0

system. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many

other valuable programs such as Romance 9.9 but

installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4,

NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no longer

runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems

but to no avail.  What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Dear Desperate:

    First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an

entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an

operating system. Try entering the command

C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and installing

Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run

the applications Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5. But

remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default

to such background applications as Grumpy Silence 2.5,

Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please remember Beer 6.1

is a very bad program that will create

Snoring Loudly WAV files. DO NOT install

Mother-in-law 1.0 or another Boyfriend program.

These are not supported applications and will crash

Husband 1.0 to default to the program Girlfriend 9.2

which runs in the background and has been known to

introduce potentially serious viruses into the

operating system.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it

does have a limited memory and can't learn new

applications quickly. You might consider buying

additional software to enhance his system

performance.

Good Luck,

Tech Support
           

From: http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Orchard/4218/humor/upgrade.html

[lildog]

Is Palin ready to be our VP?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a6f_1220573398

[shyfrog]

[Kat Kanning]

that's hilarious~!

[Friday]

and in the totally random department...

Death Star over San Francisco
http://current.com/items/89204971_death_star_over_san_francisco

[Kat Kanning]

That was  funny 

[dalebert]

I heard some amateur or student did that with basically no budget.  Guy will be getting good work in movies in no time.

[dalebert]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1uLhuM8WE4

[dalebert]

The Sarah Palin Sex Tape

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XobcKOfCogU

[Friday]

this has probably already been posted, but... WTF

The End of The World

[Friday]

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.  Her
9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom
closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home.  She puts her lover in
the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.  The little boy
says, 'Dark in here.'  The man says, 'Yes, it is.'  Boy: 'I
have a baseball.'  Man: 'That's nice'  Boy: 'Want to buy
it?'  Man: 'No, thanks.'  Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'  Man:
'OK, how much?'  Boy: '$250' 

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.  Boy: 'Dark in
here.'  Man: 'Yes, it is.'  Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'  The
lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'  Boy:
'$750'  Man: 'Sold.' 

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,
'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.  'The boy
says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.  'The Dad asks,
'How much did you sell them for?'  Boy: '$1,000'  The Dad says,
'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way
more than those two things cost.  I'm taking you to church, to
confession.' 

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in
the confessional booth and closes the door.  The boy says, 'Dark in
here.'  The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in
my closet now.'