HUMOR

[KBCraig]

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

So, are Pat K and I going to be socked with a "guzzler tax"?

[Jared]

ok, i'm usually the good christian boy, but this is just freakin hilarious:

[Friday]

U.S. Debt Outgrows Debt Clock

The national debt has surpassed $10 trillion, thereby exceeding the 13 digits the National Debt Clock in New York's Times Square. What do you think?

Young Man
Clark Mariano,
Maitre D'
"That's a debt clock? I thought it was just a sign that counted to 10 trillion."

Old Woman
Françcoise Lefevre,
Systems Analyst
"Look, if everyone just donated one dollar, we would have enough money to buy a new debt clock."

Old Man
Mark Wiedenbach,
Surveyor
"At least the McDonald's sign still keeps track of the billions served.... It doesn't? Oh, man. These are dark times."

http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/u_s_debt_outgrows_debt_clock

[dalebert]

"Look, if everyone just donated one dollar, we would have enough money to buy a new debt clock."

LMAO!

[dalebert]

12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVifPkbYsk

[dalebert]

Best 2 Girls 1 Cup reaction video ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AplLbKJQUw0

[dalebert]

I probably posted this before, but it bares posting again now that they have a 5th episode.

I recommend watching all of them from the beginning. They're fantastic. Here's the first episode of the High Times Editorial Office.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NC1BVgaJwY

[Lloyd Danforth]

Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home

when an old Grandpa walked by

And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,

'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'

The old man said,

'There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.'

One of the old Grandmas said,

'Sure we can!

Just drop your pants and under shorts

and we can tell your exact age.'

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove

they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times

and to jump up and down several times.

Then they all piped up and said,

'You're 87 years old!'

Standing with his pants down around his ankles,

the old gent asked,

'How in the world did you guess?'

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear,

the three old ladies happily yelled in unison - -

'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'

[Friday]

 

Joe Cocker, with subtitles

[Raineyrocks]

ok, i'm usually the good christian boy, but this is just freakin hilarious:

  That was hilarious!  I love where the guy is in the car and he says, "I'm doing it now."   Good one, Jared!

[Raineyrocks]

Ha, ha!

[Raineyrocks]

I don't know why the last picture  didn't come out right, can anybody fix it?

[Friday]

This is why I play RPG's alone. 

World of Warcraft - Leeroy Jenkins

[KBCraig]

This is why I play RPG's alone. 

World of Warcraft - Leeroy Jenkins

Good lord. Geekiness by committee.

This is why I don't play RPGs at all.

[Lloyd Danforth]

I try not to participate in anything having an acronym