HUMOR

[Lloyd Danforth]

fixed?

[Lloyd Danforth]

again

[Tom Sawyer]

 

[KBCraig]

http://ugliesttattoos.com/2009/09/27/funny-tattoos-whither-goest-thou-master-ihop-sweet/

[Pat McCotter]

Get out of the car now!

[dalebert]

Get out of the car now!

Someone please take Lloyd's gun away before he poisons the well with a senior moment.

[MTPorcupine3]

http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:mvideo:cmt.com:40319

[dalebert]

I was trying hard to contain my laughter because I have a sleeping guest in the living room. This episode was hilarious.

It involves child welfare, rednecks hatin' on the gubment, and foster parents that take in kids just for the cash from gubment.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/101536/the-cleveland-show-the-one-about-friends

[KBCraig]

*snork*

[KBCraig]

Dammit, Dale! One more thing in my internet viewing black hole!

[Lloyd Danforth]

I haven't managed to  watch 'Cleveland' yet.

[dalebert]

I haven't managed to  watch 'Cleveland' yet.

You should. So far it's better than Family Guy and American Dad, or maybe it just seems that way because it's fresh. Still, it's at least as good.

[Pat McCotter]

I have managed to insulate myself from all three of those and South Park. I did get drawn into The Simpsons at times but finally managed to overcome any desire to see it.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Family guy is well worth watching from the beginning.  It is absurd.  Look up absurd in the dictionary and you will find 'Family Guy'.
It takes place in Rhode Island (where we know you want to live) and they do the RI stuff well.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure..'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'