HUMOR

[Kat Kanning]

That was a true story?

[Friday]

I've been trying to find something funny about Obama sending 30,000 more soldiers to Afghanistan.  Haven't found anything funny yet.    This was interesting, though:

Hitler Reacts to Barak Obama Winning Nobel Peace Prize
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[lildog]

I've been trying to find something funny about Obama sending 30,000 more soldiers to Afghanistan.  Haven't found anything funny yet.

That's because there is nothing funny about what he's doing.

[Raineyrocks]

I've been trying to find something funny about Obama sending 30,000 more soldiers to Afghanistan.  Haven't found anything funny yet.

That's because there is nothing funny about what he's doing.

Really, he disgusts me totally! 

[dalebert]

I don't really have enough of them yet to post on my website, but I'm working on a selection of fun images with slogans to post on message forums, usually just to make a smart-assed remark, make fun of someone, etc. Meanwhile, you guys get early access. Please feel free to post these far and wide. They're meant for that as a sort of promotion for the site.

[Tom Sawyer]

I don't really have enough of them yet to post on my website, but I'm working on a selection of fun images with slogans to post on message forums, usually just to make a smart-assed remark, make fun of someone, etc. Meanwhile, you guys get early access. Please feel free to post these far and wide. They're meant for that as a sort of promotion for the site.

idea...

[dalebert]

Several people said they wanted t-shirts so now they can if they want.

http://www.cafepress.com/aiyh/6992391

[Lloyd Danforth]

[Lloyd Danforth]

Santa slides down the chimney and is taking presents out of his bag and placing them under the tree.

"Ahem" he hears and turns to see a very attractive young lady, in a negligee, lying on a couch.

"'Spose you could stay a while, Santa?"

Clearing his throat, "Ho Ho Ho, got to go......lots of toy for girls and boys"

She stands with the light behind her, "Are you sure you can't stay for just a little while, Santa?"

Breaking voice, "Ho ho ho....got to go....lots of toys for girls and boys..."

She reaches behind her back and the negligee falls to the floor,  "Are ya sure,Santa?"

Dropping is bag,  "Hey hey hey!  May as well stay, can't get up the chimney, this way!"

[dalebert]

Are you conveying a personal experience, Lloyd?

All the clues are there. He's an older guy yet surprisingly healthy. He makes toys out of wood with uncanny skill. I think Lloyd is hiding a secret!

[Mike Barskey]

I think Lloyd is hiding a secret!

...a secret that doesn't fit up a chimney.

[KBCraig]

I think Lloyd is hiding a secret!

...a secret that doesn't fit up a chimney.

I wonder if he's been slipping candy canes to the tooth fairy?

[Friday]

Santa Claus 
101 St. Nicholas Drive
North Pole, AK 99705
December 10th, 2009

Dearest Child:

Ho Ho Ho! How happy I was to receive your Christmas letter! I know you're probably wondering if
Santa thinks you've been naughty or nice this year! Well, I think we both know you've been more
than a little bad this year. But guess what, sweet child? Santa believes in second chances and
he's giving you one right now!

You see, sweetest one, this year, Santa needs your help for a change! He made a few bad investments
last year- and now, he's in a bit of money pinch! Can you believe that? I even had to let some elves
go last month- after centuries of working together! Why, it's as sad as my nose is red!

But do you know how Santa can get out of trouble? Well, with the help of a few good little boys and
girls, that's how! Are you one of those, my dear child? Oh, don't just tell me you're good- it's time
to show me! And here's how you can!

You just walk right over to your Mommy's purse (or Daddy's wallet). Wait until they're not looking,
of course! Pull out a dollar- or ten- or even more if you really want to impress me! Then just put it
in an envelope and mail it to the address above! It's all you need to do to go from naughty to nice in
my big list! (And oh, don't worry- your parents have been very bad this year- they had this coming!)
Of course, if you're not able to help Santa out this year, I wouldn't get too excited about Christmas
morning. Not unless you're hoping to do some charcoal grilling for New Year's! Ho ho no!

I've to run- the collection agents are calling again and I've got to try to buy myself a bit more time!
They've already put a lien on the North Pole! Curse those @#$%@ bankers!

Very sincerely hoping you'll come through for me like I always have for you!

love, Santa

p.s. - I've included a photo of Rudolph with this letter! Isn't his red-nose a delight! I just hope Santa's able to keep that nose a-glowing! If things get any worse for poor ole Santa, Mrs. Claus may be using a bit of that coal to grill up some Rudolph the Red-Nosed Fajitas! Ho ho ho! But I know you won't let it come to that, will you?

[Pat K]

Venison Fajitas! UUuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm.........

[Friday]

I didn't get one for Xmas. Oh noes.

audio NSFW

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