HUMOR

[Becky Thatcher]

     5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Thanks for the laugh, Llloyd!  These two were my favorites.

[Kat Kanning]

Those were really funny, Lloyd. 

[dalebert]

Porcupines and Pineapples

Jump to 12:30

Hulu - Family Guy: Big Man On Hippocampus - Watch the full episode now.

[Pat K]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7SzB58qHI0&feature=player_embedded#

[Kat Kanning]

Found this while researching 'toxic bile'

http://blog.davidhoyle.com/2009/05/16/doctors-remove-toxic-bile-from-dick-cheney/
Doctors remove toxic bile from Dick Cheney

[Lloyd Danforth]

What possessed you to research 'toxic bile'?

[Kat Kanning]

A book I was reading mentioned eliminating 'toxic bile' and I wondered why bile would be toxic.

[cathleeninnh]

As I understand it, any bile is eliminated from the digestive track by attaching to soluble fiber and passing out.

Oatmeal...

Then the body replaces the bile by pulling cholesterol from the bloodstream.

[Jim Johnson]

The 'HUMOR' thread isn't humorous any more.
I think the moderators should force feed it oatmeal until funny shit starts coming out again.   

[cathleeninnh]

It is called Thunder Crap.

[Kat Kanning]

Knock knock.

[KBCraig]

Who's there?

[Kat Kanning]

Hatch.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Kazoonhite!

Hatch Who?

[Sam A. Robrin]

Who's there?

Eskimo, Christian, and Italian