HUMOR

[Insurgent]

New product coming out tomorrow from despair.com http://blog.despair.com/

Here's their t-shirt that's perfect for folks on this forum  http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1968_4647377

[shyfrog]

For all you cat lovers
[youtube=425,350]S8zDpBh7k-A[/youtube] AHAHAHAHAHAHA omg

[Insurgent]

Too funny! My cat has found a more effective means of waking me; licking and biting my nose. She can be very persistent!

[Puke]

For all you cat lovers

Oh shit that's funny!
The artist really captured the personality of a cat. 

[dalebert]

So, I go to Ian's to listen in on a little of the show last night and his cat's in "my" chair. I try to pet it, and it kind of bats at my hand and makes a weak attempt at biting. I finally give up and go sit in another chair. Soon as I sit down, the cat gets up and gets in my lap; let's me pet it for a while and acts really affectionate. Then all of a sudden pulls my hand close with its' paws and bites the crap outta me.

Cats- I love 'em but they're freakin' psycho.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Pat's girlfriend, Alice,  used to do that to me, but, hasn't for a while.

[Friday]

My cat Ezme has found that, when a gentle bitchslap to the face doesn't work, taking a few strands of my hair in her teeth and ripping them out of my scalp is an effective means of waking me up.  My kitten Thomas, who just pulled the classic kittenish prank of pulling half a roll of perfectly good toilet paper across the apartment, prefers to pretend that my foot is a mouse, leap on it, and sink his teeth into it.  This is EXTREMELY effective at getting me to not only wake up, but to shout, fling him out of the bedroom, and shut the door.  But just shutting the door doesn't work, because both cats try to dig their way back in through the carpet... so lately I've taken to baricading the door with my Fender Precision-in-hardcase, propped up with a 36-roll case of Costco TP so they don't just knock the bass over and resume the digging.

Um, yeah... I haven't been sleeping well lately.   

[dalebert]

Screw this. I'm getting a pet rat. 

[shyfrog]

I think you meant to type a c instead of an r 

[Lloyd Danforth]

Dale-lexia

[alphaniner]

Crayon Shin-chan, my avatar:

[youtube=425,350]f311XTtqPgc[/youtube]

[dalebert]

I think you meant to type a c instead of an r 

Nope. I typed it right. 

How can you not like these guys? And you don't have to worry about them waking you up in the morning.

[youtube=425,350]C0kxmfSGCaE[/youtube]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=C0kxmfSGCaE

[youtube=425,350]ieAmdixoJ4w[/youtube]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ieAmdixoJ4w

[youtube=425,350]r6Teurmfz1I[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Teurmfz1I

[dalebert]

More rat fun:

[youtube=425,350]xqgoJt7W8RM[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqgoJt7W8RM

[youtube=425,350]JtbjM2o41Hw[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtbjM2o41Hw

[Friday]

I love rats!    I've had several.  But they have short life spans (2 - 3 years), and it's so depressing when they die.

[KBCraig]

Rats are cool pets. We recently lost a hairless dumbo rat. She was young, but she just died unexpectedly. 

As for Dale's first video: anyone who doesn't know animals can laugh, has never spent time with a ferret.