HUMOR

[Kat Kanning]

OK, so is there a conspiracy to keep Lloyd's karma at 666? I know I have applauded him MANY times since I first noticed it was 666. Is Lloyd the Anti-Christ?

Yes, there is a conspiracy.  I have to keep smiting him 

[Lloyd Danforth]

Damn!  Had Dale worried there.

[Friday]

The AFLAC Scam:

Watch out for this scam.
Police say that the gang usually comprises four members, one adult and three younger ones.
While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert their 'mark' (or intended target) with a show of friendliness , the fourth -- the eldest -- sneaks in from behind the person's back to expertly rifle through his or her pockets and purses or bags for any valuables being carried.
   
The picture below was taken from CCTV shows the gang in operation.

[Pat K]

Hey I think thats the AFLAC duck!!

[Puke]

English translation of Indian song.
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[Jim Johnson]

    ...butterhead... 

[TackleTheWorld]

Mr. Puke, you have built a bridge between the english and hindi languages, 
and it has collapsed.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Hey I think thats the AFLAC duck!!

What gave you the clue?  The title under the image?

[Pat K]

Hey I think thats the AFLAC duck!!

What gave you the clue?  The title under the image?

LOL damn I am blind, don't ever let me be point man!

[Lloyd Danforth]

No!  You'll always be my Pointman.  Being an effective shield makes up for any  lack of powers of observation

[Pat K]

No!  You'll always be my Pointman.  Being an effective shield makes up for any  lack of powers of observation

I am blind but much quicker than I look.
I drop down quick, in that case gravity is my friend.

[Lloyd Danforth]

But, you can only drop so far

[Pat K]

But, you can only drop so far

Well it will be low enough to make you a better target.

[Kat Kanning]

Two strangers were out backpacking in the woods. They came upon each other and decided to walk the next bit together. Around a bend in the trail they came face to face with a bear. One stranger drops to his knee, fetches his running shoes from his backpack and begins the removing his hiking boots. The other stranger just stares and says, "There is no way you can run faster than that bear."

The kneeling stranger stands up and replies, "I don't have to be faster than the bear. I only have to be faster than you."

[Jim Johnson]

While your changing your shoes, I'll be running.
Oh ya...I know that bear, he likes eating people with soft shoes.