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Started by Lloyd Danforth, November 05, 2005, 08:11 AM NHFT

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Kat Kanning

No one's catching twinkle toes  ;)

Pat K

Two FSPers are walking in the woods.
They come upon a Bear. They both
bring up their guns. They begin to argue
as to who has the best gun-ammo combo to dispatch
the Bear the swiftest, the Bear dies of boredom. 

Puke

Quote from: Pat K on December 10, 2007, 06:20 PM NHFT
Two FSPers are walking in the woods.
They come upon a Bear. They both
bring up their guns. They begin to argue
as to who has the best gun-ammo combo to dispatch
the Bear the swiftest, the Bear dies of boredom. 

Brilliant!



Tom Sawyer


Lloyd Danforth

Quote from: Pat K on December 10, 2007, 08:23 AM NHFT
Quote from: Lloyd  Danforth on December 10, 2007, 08:22 AM NHFT
But, you can only drop so far

Well it will be low enough to make you a better target.

If you had been paying attention and looked behind you, you would have realized I was no longer there ;D

Pat K

Quote from: Lloyd  Danforth on December 10, 2007, 10:48 PM NHFT
Quote from: Pat K on December 10, 2007, 08:23 AM NHFT
Quote from: Lloyd  Danforth on December 10, 2007, 08:22 AM NHFT
But, you can only drop so far

Well it will be low enough to make you a better target.

If you had been paying attention and looked behind you, you would have realized I was no longer there ;D


Ya sure, just like a ninja. ::)

Lloyd Danforth

No!  Like a coward!

Kat Kanning


porcupine kate

Pat  :laughing4:
How right you are.

Russell Kanning

Quote from: Eli on December 07, 2007, 01:29 PM NHFT
That sounds like the entirety of the "Immoral Dead end thread."   Both sides.
there are more than 2 sides ... it is complicated ... might even involve a conspiracy

Russell Kanning

Quote from: Pat K on December 10, 2007, 06:20 PM NHFT
Two FSPers are walking in the woods.
They come upon a Bear. They both
bring up their guns. They begin to argue
as to who has the best gun-ammo combo to dispatch
the Bear the swiftest, the Bear dies of boredom. 
or
neither has a gun with them ... because they are waiting for government paperwork to go through
or they haven't found the perfect gun
or they donated it to the LSFund
the committee has not decided on a caliber so they can share ammo
they used all the ammo at the gun range
their guns are in the shop being modified
the government came to their house and already collected them

so when you see me smirking at the next fsp meeting ... you know I am overhearing another gun cleaner story

Lloyd Danforth


Lloyd Danforth

Just for that I'm considering packing around you all of the time.  I'm gonna pack a pistol that: Never had any paperwork.  Has been perfect for me all the times I never had to use it.  In a caliber I long ago decided upon.  Never donated to the LSF.  Never took to a range.  Have plenty of ammo for. Was modified 30 years ago. The government has not collected.
I'm gonna start packing it right away!




Just as soon as I find the perfect holster

Russell Kanning


Eli

Quote from: Russell Kanning on December 12, 2007, 01:10 AM NHFT
Quote from: Eli on December 07, 2007, 01:29 PM NHFT
That sounds like the entirety of the "Immoral Dead end thread."   Both sides.
there are more than 2 sides ... it is complicated ... might even involve a conspiracy

Alright I'll amend to all sides.  I won't exclude my 'side' either.