HUMOR

[Jim Johnson]

Hey Pat K, did this hurt?

[Pat K]

Hey Pat K, did this hurt?

Just later, when I fell off the gold cans.

[Jim Johnson]

Whoa, I'm kind of glad about that.  I thought the cans where permanently installed. 

[Lloyd Danforth]

Yesterday my sister threw a brunch and invited about a dozen people to celebrate my birthday.  Everybody came in spite of the freezing rain/sleet/snow we were experiencing. A couple of friends from my teens came with their wives. One of the guys, Ron had some funny stories, but, the best one was just before he left.

He was having trouble with his 'cellphone'. It worked fine inside the house, but, when he went outside there was no reception.  He showed it to his wife.  "Look it works fine here, but, when I go outside it doesn't work!" She agreed.
He took it to his provider and explained the problem to the clerk.  "Are you serious?"  asked the clerk.  "Yes!"  said Ron.
"Its the handset to your home wireless phone" said the clerk handing it back to him.

[Pat K]

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL !

[Pat McCotter]

Tech support

[Puke]

The new anti-piracy add is pretty accurate as to how bad it might get.

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[JJ]

[Puke]

I've got to get me one of those!

I wonder if it works on CD's too?

[JJ]

[Russell Kanning]

He took it to his provider and explained the problem to the clerk.  "Are you serious?"  asked the clerk.  "Yes!"  said Ron.
"Its the handset to your home wireless phone" said the clerk handing it back to him.

I guess he needed a stronger signal .... or if he kept walking he might get coverage from other houses.
My kids and I would listen to my exwife's phone calls on our walkietalkies .... or interrupt them I guess.

[MaineShark]

I've got to get me one of those!

I wonder if it works on CD's too?

There's an adapter.  It's only $2.99 extra (plus $14.99 shipping and handling).

Joe

[dalebert]

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I wouldn't? These people don't know me.

[Puke]

Terrifying discover about Nixon! 

http://ZombieNixon.ytmnd.com/

[Lloyd Danforth]

I went to a well known school of broadcasting. I was going to be the Rush Limbough of libertarianism.  Didn't work out, but, I learned a lot and use what I learned often.
The above reminded me of one of my proposed 'lead-in's' to the show.  It was presented as a newscast something like this:


"This morning a man was found on the grounds of The Richard Nixon Library near the grave of the former president. Found carrying a shovel and a wooden stake, the man was delirious, muttering, "I must make sure he is gone".  He  was later identified, by missing fingers and tattoos as Libertarian talk Show Host..........................Lloyd Danforth!"

Another one was:   "And now, a man who has been frisked more than a Thousand Times........................Lloyd Danforth!"

You need t be 'full of yourself' in that business