HUMOR

[Tom Sawyer]

Terrifying discover about Nixon! 

http://ZombieNixon.ytmnd.com/

[Puke]

The Count likes what?!
[youtube=425,350]6AXPnH0C9UA[/youtube]

[David]

An eighties icon, reborn.      Alvin, Simon, Theodore, to Shakira's Hips Don't Lie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC0NRODhfVs&feature=bz303

[Pat K]

Death to snow demons!


[youtube=425,350]9HilQZ_wy4Y[/youtube]

[Lloyd Danforth]

Boilerman looks suspiciously like another superhero

[Puke]

Does Boilerman have a friend named Sun?

[Jim Johnson]

Boilerman looks suspiciously like another superhero

Boilerman looks a lot like Clark.  I don't think Clark is a super hero.

Shouldn't there be a 'B' on Boilermans chest... unless it stands for steam... but, then I think he should be Steam Man... "Steam'n Mad at Snow"... But, then he would be a big flying steamer... and his arch enemy would be Fan Man and then The Big Flying Steamer could really hit the Fan. 

[Pat K]

Boilerman looks suspiciously like another superhero

Boilerman looks a lot like Clark.  I don't think Clark is a super hero.

Shouldn't there be a 'B' on Boilermans chest... unless it stands for steam... but, then I think he should be Steam Man... "Steam'n Made at Snow"... But, then he would be a big flying steamer... and his arch enemy would be Fan Man and then The Big Flying Steamer could really hit the Fan. 

Jim do you read a lot of Faulkner?

[Jim Johnson]

Boilerman looks suspiciously like another superhero

Boilerman looks a lot like Clark.  I don't think Clark is a super hero.

Shouldn't there be a 'B' on Boilermans chest... unless it stands for steam... but, then I think he should be Steam Man... "Steam'n Mad at Snow"... But, then he would be a big flying steamer... and his arch enemy would be Fan Man and then The Big Flying Steamer could really hit the Fan. 

Jim do you read a lot of Faulkner?

No.  Is that good or bad?

Who is Faulkner?

Do you want to play Boilerman in the movie or Steamer?  No capes!

[Pat K]

Your stream of consciousness writing just made me wonder.

I will just make a cameo appearance.

[EJinCT]

A group of girlfriends is on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only."

Since they were without their boyfriends or parents, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside"

So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here have it short and thin"...the friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here have it long and thin". Still, this wasn't good enough, so the friends move up to the Third floor, where the sign read "All the men here have it short and thick".

This was still another disappointment, but knowing there are still 2 floors left, they move on to the next floor.

In the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have it long and thick". The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is one floor left.

Wondering what they were missing, they go to the Fifth floor, where the sign read,

"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman".

[Kat Kanning]

Nice.

[srqrebel]

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting


"Oh God, Oh my God."

[shyfrog]

<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/poll_bullshit_is_most_important?utm_source=embedded_video">Poll: Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters</a>

[porcupine kate]

Summary of the 2008 election front runners:
A bunch of Bellybuttons running on Bull shit.